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(925): is it true you ed a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
This site cracks me up! They got some funny on here, reminds me of the days when I use to go out all the time and then I look at my phone in the morning like "the ?" There would be like 20 text to random friends. I wouldn't even remember sending text to those people!
(925): is it true you ed a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
(208): Brandon just ed that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
(905): Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
deja vu?
(267): Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday
Manny? Is that you?
(323): You know you want to come over later
(1-323) 1:27a: Um no
(1-323) 1:45a: Maybe
(1-323) 2:05a: Probably
(1-323) 2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Last edited by mardigan; 08-05-2009 at 02:16 PM.
(443): I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
(972): i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
(817): Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
(972): ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
(614): this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Lolz.....
(604): I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
OMG..(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
No way a dad did that..(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
313): They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
(313): Something like a penis light saber.
(602): where are you
(303): in your bedroom
(602): how did you get in
(303): your wife…
(602): WTF
(313): I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
(1-313): restraining order is on its way, crazy
313): They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
(313): Something like a penis light saber.
I don't believe all of those. Some gotta be BS.
I figured some one already posted on this, it's been out for a little while.
(440): I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
(1-440): Please tell me how you discovered this.
(440): I was looking in the mirror snooping around<p></p>
313): They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
(313): Something like a penis light saber.
start @ 3:30.
(440): I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
(1-440): Please tell me how you discovered this.
(440): I was looking in the mirror snooping around<p></p>
(732): They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
(732): They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It is true.
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