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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Woman has 'Keith' on her crotch, cocaine in her 'coochy'

    http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles...ne-coochy.html


    August 06, 2009 8:49 AM
    Robbyn Brooks
    Daily News


    NICEVILLE — A woman was pulled over in her 1987 Chevrolet truck after a police officer noticed she didn't have tag lights.

    According to her arrest report, Rahkia Marie Anderson, 18, of Fort Walton Beach, told the officer she knew one of her passengers had marijuana on him because she had smoked with him earlier.

    The officer found a cut green straw in Anderson's purse that is consistent with what a person might use to snort cocaine. Anderson told the officer the straw wouldn't test positive for cocaine, but it would for Xanax, the report said.

    Anderson was placed under arrest for possession of drug paraphernalia. Her arrest report noted she had identifying tattoos. Anderson has a butterfly on her left ear, five stars on her left hand and "Keith" on her crotch area.

    While Anderson was in the Niceville Police Department holding cell, she was overheard talking to one of the passengers who had been in her truck. Anderson said she "had cocaine" in her "coochy," the report said. When officers questioned her about her statement, Anderson removed a clear plastic baggy from inside her underwear.

    The baggy contained a white powdery substance that field tested positive for the presence of cocaine. Anderson said her intention was to sell the drug.

    Anderson was arrested on July 30 for felony possession of narcotics and possession of drug equipment.

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    Smell The Wallet Soul_Patch's Avatar
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    Anderson said her intention was to sell the drug.

    lol....not too smart either.

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    Believe.
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    the town is called NICEVILLE

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    Veteran jack sommerset's Avatar
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    coochy

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    fuk yo team clown tp2021's Avatar
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    This is the best real-life representation of a dumb that I have ever heard.

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    How did she become such a skank in just 18 years??
    I'm going to guess Keith and cocaine had something to do with it.

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    She'll graduate to a in just a few years.

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    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
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    Keith is one lucky dude.

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    Old fogey Bender's Avatar
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    the town is called NICEVILLE
    yep, it's near Pleasantville

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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    Someone needs to teach them what not to say to the police. ing sang like birds.

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    Old fogey Bender's Avatar
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    yeah, never volunteer info....

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    Keith isn't a name of a person. It's instructions on where to put her coke.

    Keep Everything In The Hole

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    That is someone who makes bad decisions.

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    That is someone who makes bad decisions.
    For real? You just post that and slide right by my comedic gold? K.E.I.T.H?!

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    NWF Summers's Avatar
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    For real? You just post that and slide right by my comedic gold? K.E.I.T.H?!
    I actually thought that was awesome.

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    I actually thought that was awesome.
    Well thanks I guess.

    I just thought it would have gotten a better reaction with how fast I thought of it.

    Oh well

    Keep
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    really? Har Har? that's what you want to go with?

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    NWF Summers's Avatar
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    Well thanks I guess.

    I just thought it would have gotten a better reaction with how fast I thought of it.

    Oh well

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    really? Har Har? that's what you want to go with?
    Did you just call me an idiot?

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    Did you just call me an idiot?

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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    Did you just call me an idiot?
    You have Keith tatood down there too???

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    Keith isn't a name of a person. It's instructions on where to put her coke.

    Keep Everything In The Hole


    You have Keith tatood down there too???



    These days you gotta start young. It helps you stay ahead of the compe ion.

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    No darkness Cry Havoc's Avatar
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    Keith isn't a name of a person. It's instructions on where to put her coke.

    Keep Everything In The Hole

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    4 Star Asshole Strike's Avatar
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    'Cooter' would have been better. I've always been partial to that term.

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    4 Star Asshole Strike's Avatar
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    keith isn't a name of a person. It's instructions on where to put her coke.

    keep everything in the hole
    post of the week!!!

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    I'm glad I finally know the proper spelling of "coochy." All these years I spelt it "coochie." Thank you, Niceville Police Department!

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