I was snoozing. Spurs got Jefferson!?

[pauls931]

Holy crap! And still have Manu, Duncan, and Parker? Please take Kerr back, I beg you!!!

[BUMP]

Yes and no. It turns out he passed the physical but not the sexuality test so they sent him to a hospital for s

[pauls931]

I forgot... take your kids away from the computer.



















































!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[manufan10]

Yes and no. It turns out he passed the physical but not the sexuality test so they sent him to a hospital for s

[Ditty]

Yes and no. It turns out he passed the physical but not the sexuality test so they sent him to a hospital for s

at least he got pussy at one time

[Thompson]

Yes and no. It turns out he passed the physical but not the sexuality test so they sent him to a hospital for s

How much did you pay for a law degree with TT all over it?

[BlackBellamy]

How much did you pay for a law degree with TT all over it?

If you're a Texas resident then Texas Tech Law is about $27,000 per year.

[DJB]

Yes and no. It turns out he passed the physical but not the sexuality test so they sent him to a hospital for s

[Trainwreck2100]

Yes and no. It turns out he passed the physical but not the sexuality test so they sent him to a hospital for s

[KSeal]

Spurs got lucky they were able to pull off a Gasol-esqe trade in getting Jefferson. Gives them hope they'll be able to win more then one game against the Mavs in the playoffs this year.

[BUMP]

How much did you pay for a law degree with TT all over it?

It's a shame your dad's condom ripped

[Trainwreck2100]

It's a shame your dad's condom ripped

without bas s who would go to TT law school?

[ehz33satx]

What does it really matter anyway? It's not like the Suns can ever again compete with the likes of the Spurs, Lakers, Cavs, or even the Magic, and, dare I say it, even the Mavs. The Suns are fading away, winking out!

[Alonzo Harris]

without bas s who would go to TT law school?

I can only imagine the fine ins ution you went to, pork belly.

[Trainwreck2100]

I can only imagine the fine ins ution you went to, pork belly.

i was born in sober wedlock so i wasn't allowed to apply at texas tech

[BUMP]

Tell your mom i'm sorry for leaving that stain on your pillow

[Trainwreck2100]

Tell your mom i'm sorry for leaving that stain on your pillow

tell your mom your sis had Herps so all 3 of us should get checked, also tell her i'm sorry the condom broke, but i look forward to a future red raider in 18 years

[BUMP]

your girlfriend called, she told to come over and finish where you never started

[Trainwreck2100]

your girlfriend called she told me to come over and play scrabble, turns out play scrabble was red raider code or "stick it up her pooper"

[BUMP]

i've never laughed so not hard in my life. your dad sucked in bed and didnt pull out in time so now you're here

Fail

[Trainwreck2100]

i've never laughed so not hard in my life. your dad sucked in bed and didnt pull out in time so now you're here

Fail

The 1983 west lubbock community college mens volleyball team had a trainwreck at your moms expense, so now you're here.








I know what you're thinking its not trainwreck, but the wreck part is you.

[BUMP]

weird how you thought of volleyball, because your mom was begging me to e it all night long

[Dunc n Dave]

*Cue Kori shutting the board down for 24 hours thanks to THIS thread...

[Trainwreck2100]

weird how you thought of es, like the railroad es i was laying down to help the whorient express that is your mom stay on track.

[BUMP]

i didn't think u would want to use a railroad term after me and Magic ran the train on your little sister tearing her a new asshole