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  1. 08-07-2009 #3551
    timvp
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    Quote Originally Posted by CuckingFunt
    I just got a text from a chick I met a few weeks ago saying that her vagina is lonely.

    Unfortunately, I honestly don't know her well enough to know if I should see this as drunken rambling, venting/commiserating, or an invitation to keep it company.
    All three of those avenues lead to the same destination if you steer the wheel correctly. It just depends if that is a territory you want to charter.
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  2. 08-07-2009 #3552
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    Quote Originally Posted by CuckingFunt
    I just got a text from a chick I met a few weeks ago saying that her vagina is lonely.

    Unfortunately, I honestly don't know her well enough to know if I should see this as drunken rambling, venting/commiserating, or an invitation to keep it company.
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  3. 08-07-2009 #3553
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    Quote Originally Posted by timvp
    All three of those avenues lead to the same destination if you steer the wheel correctly. It just depends if that is a territory you want to charter.
    She is quite close with a few people that I'd like to keep as friends, so I opted not to push anything and make it uncomfortable. Turns out she was venting/commiserating.
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  4. 08-07-2009 #3554
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    We going to walk down to electric avenue
    and then we'll take it higher
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  5. 08-07-2009 #3555
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    Maybe that shick used to be a hermaphrodite and her bagina misses her pinga.
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  6. 08-07-2009 #3556
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    Quote Originally Posted by batman2883
    We going to walk down to electric avenue
    and then we'll take it higher
    Is that a nautically themed gay bar down on 9th
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  7. 08-07-2009 #3557
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    Quote Originally Posted by batman2883
    We going to walk down to electric avenue
    and then we'll take it higher
    Gotta to make a move
    To a town that's right for me
    Town to keep me movin
    Groovin with some energy

    Well, I talk about it
    talk about it
    talk about it
    talk about it
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  8. 08-07-2009 #3558
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    Quote Originally Posted by somebody on their ter account
    something that will make me hide my head underneath the sheets when I go to bed.
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  9. 08-07-2009 #3559
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    http://explosionsandboobs.com/

    So much unfulfilled potential....
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  10. 08-08-2009 #3560
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    Sup Marini ...

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  11. 08-08-2009 #3561
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    This thread

    Happy Birthday SpursStalker!
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  12. 08-08-2009 #3562
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    Quote Originally Posted by PandaSpur
    This thread
    Sup

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  13. 08-08-2009 #3563
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    Quote Originally Posted by PandaSpur
    This thread
    Um, not that funny. I take it you 3 really tied one on?
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  14. 08-08-2009 #3564
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsmaalox
    Um, not that funny. I take it you 3 really tied one on?
    You're right. This thread isn't funny, but we had a blast tonight, we missed you.
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  15. 08-08-2009 #3565
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    .did you drink enough wine to put your candles in your wine bottles?
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  16. 08-08-2009 #3566
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsmaalox
    Um, not that funny. I take it you 3 really tied one on?
    Missed you ...

    Perhaps next time!!

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  17. 08-08-2009 #3567
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashbeeigh
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    .did you drink enough wine to put your candles in your wine bottles?
    We didn't drink any wine ...

    Isn't it past your bed time?
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  18. 08-08-2009 #3568
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    Quote Originally Posted by PandaSpur
    You're right. This thread isn't funny, but we had a blast tonight, we missed you.
    I'm glad you guys had fun, I hope you took good care of my Marini!
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  19. 08-08-2009 #3569
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpursStalker
    Missed you ...

    Perhaps next time!!

    There will be a next time for sure.
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  20. 08-08-2009 #3570
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsmaalox
    I'm glad you guys had fun, I hope you took good care of my Marini!
    Oh we did.
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  21. 08-08-2009 #3571
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsmaalox
    I'm glad you guys had fun, I hope you took good care of my Marini!
    Yup ...

    We took pictures of her grabbin my boobs and everything!!

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  22. 08-09-2009 #3572
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpursStalker
    Yup ...

    We took pictures of her grabbin my boobs and everything!!

    That was Sylvia's boob.

    I'm gonna go watch BB After Dark.
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  23. 08-09-2009 #3573
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    Quote Originally Posted by PandaSpur
    Oh we did.
    She was supposed to text me updates but I guess she was "busy". Hey why didn't you text me??
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  24. 08-09-2009 #3574
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsmaalox
    She was supposed to text me updates but I guess she was "busy". Hey why didn't you text me??
    We kept her entertained.
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  25. 08-09-2009 #3575
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    Quote Originally Posted by PandaSpur
    That was Sylvia's boob.

    I'm gonna go watch BB After Dark.
    Oh snap!!

    I knew it was someones boobs ...


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