The completely random thought thread

[katyon6th]

I'm Asian-American and my parents named me Katy. On my first day of school in the 4th grade, my teacher told me I didn't look like a Katy. I cried. What a ing she was.

On a different note, I was thinking earlier about how cute lisps are. If I had a speech impediment, I'd want to have a lisp.

[Wilson]

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[Texas_Ranger]

I'm eating an ice cream.

[IronMexican]

Taking a dump and peeing at the same time is just as good as sex.

[mrsmaalox]

Haha!! I played tennis this morning and didn't fall down a single time!!!!

[JudynTX]

I wish I could hit rewind and go back to bed.

[tonylongoriafan]

you know i got it, come and get it...who’s your daddy, who’s your baby? who’s your buddy, who’s your friend? and who’s the one guy that you come runnin’ to when your lovelife starts tumblin’? i got the money, if you got the honey, let’s cut a deal, let’s make a plan. who’s your daddy, who’s your baby? who’s your buddy, who’s your friend?

[ashbeeigh]

I wish I could hit rewind and go back to bed.

That would be fabulous. I would really like to start the day over.

[JudynTX]

That would be fabulous. I would really like to start the day over.

I wish life was as simple as that.

[ashbeeigh]

I wish life was as simple as that.

Groundhog Day?

[JudynTX]

Groundhog Day?

I didn't like that movie for some reason.

[JudynTX]

out with the old in with the new...

[bus driver]

I ning hate drivers that when in a parking lot go the wrong way, WTF all the cars are park one way so they back up and go but nooooooooo dumbass is coming down that way even if there was a parking spot the turn would be super stupid to do from that angle.

its their world and we just live in it.....

Taking a dump and peeing at the same time is just as good as sex.

interesting......

when I take a piss at a urinal I stand with my feet way out so I don't get piss on the bottom of my shoes- and sometimes, I feel the urge to touch the back walls of the urinal just becuase I want to see if it will change my life. I'm a complete germiphobe, who can only flush a urinal by hitting it with my closed fist, and can't open the door to get out of the restroom without using a paper towel. Despite all of this, I feel sudden urges to touch the inside of a urinal. I don't know why, and I never have.

sounds like a personal problem, but i am sure the great minds of ST will help you out if you ask

[bus driver]

i think these are my favorite chips of all time

Sour Cream and Onion

[Frenzy]

what other chips are there?

[JoeChalupa]

cactus beli

[mrsmaalox]

you know i got it, come and get it...who’s your daddy, who’s your baby? who’s your buddy, who’s your friend? and who’s the one guy that you come runnin’ to when your lovelife starts tumblin’? i got the money, if you got the honey, let’s cut a deal, let’s make a plan. who’s your daddy, who’s your baby? who’s your buddy, who’s your friend?

Oh yummy I could eat up a big ol' country boy like that!

[JudynTX]

Oh yummy I could eat up a big ol' country boy like that!

Who's that?

[mrsmaalox]

Toby Keith-----I know, I know. Who cares about his music, I looove me a big white boy sometimes

[JudynTX]

Toby Keith-----I know, I know. Who cares about his music, I looove me a big white boy sometimes

Oh, I've heard of him. Eye candy!

[Spam]

Toby Keith-----I know, I know. Who cares about his music, I looove me a big white boy sometimes

And they thank you.

[balli]

I've been using my Jack Lalanne power juicer lately and I feel great.

Groundhog day is an extremely good movie.

[JackLalanne]

I've been using my Jack Lalanne power juicer lately and I feel great.

And you should......I guarantee it!!

[balli]

Damn that was quick.

[HeadBanger]

Long live Rock!