If you knew then what you know now

[Frenzy]

I ran home one day from work to grab some paperwork. A co-worker of mine (female) tagged along for the ride. As soon as she got there she asked if I would mind if she jumped in the shower since we hand an extra 30 minutes to kill.

To this very day I have no idea why I didn't join her. It was as obvious as it gets and I completely failed myself by not recognizing what I missed out on.

The sad part is that I didn't even get what had happened until we both returned and everyone congratulated my for nailing her. At least that's what they thought because her hair was still a little wet...figuring she showered after our romp.

I've had a ton of missed vagina moments like this over the years. All I can do is make sure my son is prepared where I wasn't. His future is in my hands and I won't allow him to it up like I did.

one time i left work and to go to lunch as i got in my car to drive off into a side street these 2 girls about 17 18 (i was 21) were sitting on the curb next to a best western hotel as i pulled next to them one jumps out in front of the car and i kinda break suddenly. The other girl comes to the passenger side and says "hey where you headed?" i was like "down the street" she says "can you give us a ride?" i was hesitant but said sure, We make small chit chat and turns out they from cali visiting family...so they say. I was like "where do you want me to leave you off" they said "where ever your going" i was like uh ok and pulled in to some KFC. I went in and they followed and i looked at them like uh ok... i ordered and they looked at me like they expected me to order them something.. i was like "what" one said "wow your not even gonna offer... we just gonna watch you eat?" i said jokenly "well you don't have to watch.." they give me this pout and i'm like "uh ok order something jeeze". They said "we just joking.. but i'll take a coke"
the other said but i'm hungry and she gets a meal. While we are waiting one hugs the other from behind and i look at them like...oh free show..THe one behind kisses the other on the cheek and the one that got kissed says.."no we are not like that we are just really close...like sisters" but she looked at me with this..i like girls look lol(or i'm horny look lol)... or something like that. We sat down and made more small chit chat. As we headed back i dropped them back off at the hotel.. and they say "you wanna come up" i say "nah i need to go back to work" they say "oh cmon.. we're fun trust me" i say "nah i cant really" then they say ok.. well if you wanna come by once you get out..are room number is 218"(forget the actual number) i was like "ok cool." she looks at me with this look that ..well you guys know what look i'm talking about. she says "we'll be here for a few more days.. don't be a stranger"

and that's how i left it...regrets... maybe.

[IronMexican]

one time i left work and to go to lunch as i got in my car to drive off into a side street these 2 girls about 17 18 (i was 21) were sitting on the curb next to a best western hotel as i pulled next to them one jumps out in front of the car and i kinda break suddenly. The other girl comes to the passenger side and says "hey where you headed?" i was like "down the street" she says "can you give us a ride?" i was hesitant but said sure, We make small chit chat and turns out they from cali visiting family...so they say. I was like "where do you want me to leave you off" they said "where ever your going" i was like uh ok and pulled in to some KFC. I went in and they followed and i looked at them like uh ok... i ordered and they looked at me like they expected me to order them something.. i was like "what" one said "wow your not even gonna offer... we just gonna watch you eat?" i said jokenly "well you don't have to watch.." they give me this pout and i'm like "uh ok order something jeeze". They said "we just joking.. but i'll take a coke"
the other said but i'm hungry and she gets a meal. While we are waiting one hugs the other from behind and i look at them like...oh free show..THe one behind kisses the other on the cheek and the one that got kissed says.."no we are not like that we are just really close...like sisters" but she looked at me with this..i like girls look lol(or i'm horny look lol)... or something like that. We sat down and made more small chit chat. As we headed back i dropped them back off at the hotel.. and they say "you wanna come up" i say "nah i need to go back to work" they say "oh cmon.. we're fun trust me" i say "nah i cant really" then they say ok.. well if you wanna come by once you get out..are room number is 218"(forget the actual number) i was like "ok cool." she looks at me with this look that ..well you guys know what look i'm talking about. she says "we'll be here for a few more days.. don't be a stranger"

and that's how i left it...regrets... maybe.

This definitely lets me know you're gay.

[jack sommerset]

I would have never pissed away 9 years of my life in that hole San Antonio. If you are there...GET OUT and get out now.

[Frenzy]

This definitely lets me know you're gay.

what if they had STD's... what of they were serial killers.. what if they just wanted to jack me after that expensive dinner...

to many uncertainties.

[SonOfAGun]

I ran home one day from work to grab some paperwork. A co-worker of mine (female) tagged along for the ride. As soon as she got there she asked if I would mind if she jumped in the shower since we hand an extra 30 minutes to kill.

To this very day I have no idea why I didn't join her. It was as obvious as it gets and I completely failed myself by not recognizing what I missed out on.

The sad part is that I didn't even get what had happened until we both returned and everyone congratulated my for nailing her. At least that's what they thought because her hair was still a little wet...figuring she showered after our romp.

I've had a ton of missed vagina moments like this over the years. All I can do is make sure my son is prepared where I wasn't. His future is in my hands and I won't allow him to it up like I did.

haha yes +1111

I am going to have a handbook ready for junior.

[Darrin]

My biggest regret is being such a liar for as long as I was. I made up people to fit the life I wanted instead of simply working for it. Other than that, I think my biggest regret is believing, and let my actions be affected by, religion. I think my perspective on the human race is much richer and healthier now than it was when I lived in fear of damnation. I realize that they may offend other people, but that is how I feel.

[CuckingFunt]

Ok to the response of "that is what made me what I am today"

What if noone likes what you are today?

I like what I am today, so 'em.

[eyeh8u]

get a 1600 hundred on my SAT rather than the 1540 i got.

[eyeh8u]

haha yes +1111

I am going to have a handbook ready for junior.

and juniors not gonna follow it, human nature my friend

[eyeh8u]

one time i left work and to go to lunch as i got in my car to drive off into a side street these 2 girls about 17 18 (i was 21) were sitting on the curb next to a best western hotel as i pulled next to them one jumps out in front of the car and i kinda break suddenly. The other girl comes to the passenger side and says "hey where you headed?" i was like "down the street" she says "can you give us a ride?" i was hesitant but said sure, We make small chit chat and turns out they from cali visiting family...so they say. I was like "where do you want me to leave you off" they said "where ever your going" i was like uh ok and pulled in to some KFC. I went in and they followed and i looked at them like uh ok... i ordered and they looked at me like they expected me to order them something.. i was like "what" one said "wow your not even gonna offer... we just gonna watch you eat?" i said jokenly "well you don't have to watch.." they give me this pout and i'm like "uh ok order something jeeze". They said "we just joking.. but i'll take a coke"
the other said but i'm hungry and she gets a meal. While we are waiting one hugs the other from behind and i look at them like...oh free show..THe one behind kisses the other on the cheek and the one that got kissed says.."no we are not like that we are just really close...like sisters" but she looked at me with this..i like girls look lol(or i'm horny look lol)... or something like that. We sat down and made more small chit chat. As we headed back i dropped them back off at the hotel.. and they say "you wanna come up" i say "nah i need to go back to work" they say "oh cmon.. we're fun trust me" i say "nah i cant really" then they say ok.. well if you wanna come by once you get out..are room number is 218"(forget the actual number) i was like "ok cool." she looks at me with this look that ..well you guys know what look i'm talking about. she says "we'll be here for a few more days.. don't be a stranger"

and that's how i left it...regrets... maybe.

i dont believe that story, but if it did happen, you should have not regretted it because they were running some type of game, they probably would have cut your off.

[Destro]

i would have bought a steamer instead of ironing my clothes and I would have brushed me teeth with more effort than i scratched my ass.

[exstatic]

I ed up a few things, flunked out of college the first time, took a few detours, but it got me to where I am now, and that's a pretty good place. I'll play this hand.

[Tits McGee]

I like what I am today, so 'em.

Awwww. Well at least someone likes you!

[BacktoBasics]

i dont believe that story, but if it did happen, you should have not regretted it because they were running some type of game, they probably would have cut your off.

or robbed him and stolen his vehicle.

I think he did the right thing. I wouldn't regret that for a minute.

[Summers]

I would have stayed in college the first time. I would have pursued a singing career. I think I was really good. I was in opera and show choir in college and my voice coaches said I was good.

[I. Hustle]

I would have stayed in college the first time. I would have pursued a singing career. I think I was really good. I was in opera and show choir in college and my voice coaches said I was good.

I can vouch for you having a good throat

[TDMVPDPOY]

I've had a ton of missed vagina moments like this over the years. All I can do is make sure my son is prepared where I wasn't. His future is in my hands and I won't allow him to it up like I did.

make sure not like this

[Louae]

1. I regret not playing basketball and baseball in high school.
2. I regret not trying to play QB in high school.
3. I regret not taking the 1st 3 years of college seriously. Not finishing at UT Austin has always been a big regret of mine.

[TDMVPDPOY]

1. I regret not playing basketball and baseball in high school.
2. I regret not trying to play QB in high school.
3. I regret not taking the 1st 3 years of college seriously. Not finishing at UT Austin has always been a big regret of mine.

same here

i didnt bother trying out the highschool bball team, cause there were too many s who were ballhogs think they were jordan....i ended trying out in year 10 and made the team easy but i only played 2mins out of a possible 4 games...favoritism is a at my school, but them. made numorous sports teams in highschool whether its soccer, badminton and aussie rules...did pretty well even though i had a breakout of eczma all over my body and played with long pants and shirts when they didnt allow me....but then again them.

[I. Hustle]

Badminton and Aussie rules?! WTF?!

[mookie2001]

year 10?

what did you go to east london high school?



edit- guess it was australia

[mookie2001]

i got cut from the cricket team in year 9

i couldnt bounce hurl that pelota worth

[I. Hustle]

I made varsity in ping pong and curling in year 9 A.D.

[TDMVPDPOY]

year 10?

what did you go to east london high school?



edit- guess it was australia

year7-10 age 13-16
year11-12 age17-18
uni 18+

the only thing i hate during sports carnivals and is when ur competing against kents in ur age group who could be a year lvl above you and your missing out on awards...

[I. Hustle]

the only thing i hate during sports carnivals and is when ur competing against kents in ur age group who could be a year lvl above you and your missing out on awards...

WTF?! Carnivals? Kents?

I'm lost here.