It's okay brah. I won a game with the Colts just now! (I know omg!) Dude played as the Chargers too and worked my ass all the way down the field for a TD on 3rd and goal. er ate up the whole first quarter and scored on the first play of the 2nd. So taking yours and Cheech's advice I was like, I'm gonna play this old school style and pound the ball at him with Addai (since Addai is ace in this game unlike real life). So I call my HB dive play and then audibled to a shotgun set that has Addai run about 5-7 yards and curl. Addai was wide open with a man a few steps off so I completed the pass and shook off his first guy, then juked Cromartie and tied the game on a 69 yard pass just like that. Kicked the ball off and Sproles didn't go far. First play he runs Wildcat and Bob Sanders comes around the side to force a fumble on Sproles, Phillip Wheeler picks it up and runs it back for six. Next drive Hayden intercepted Rivers and my drive stalled in FG range but I was playing with the Colts dome open so there was wind and it very jewishly blew my kick wide left at the last second even though it looked like it was going in. So he got the ball on downs and completed a pass to Tomlinson on 1st down but Sanders forced another fumble and Hayden ran it back to the house. Kicked off to him again and this time ran a safety blitz and forced a fumble on Rivers before he could get the pass off and ran that one to the house too.
And that was just the 2nd quarter! He was gonna do a normal kickoff, then called timeout and I could tell that was onside so I called an onside return and he sat there for a minute (probably trying to call time out again like a dumbass) and then kicked it anyway. Got the ball at his 40 and three plays later completed a TD pass to Addai. I was up like 35-7 and he quit so I continued against the cpu and ended up winning 42-13. Now I know what you guys feel like when you play me. I'm convinced I was playing against a woman.