KFC Gravy has it's own fanpage on facebook? Are you kidding?
KFC Gravy has it's own fanpage on facebook? Are you kidding?
I'm not a big fan of KFC gravy. If it was a Dairy Queen gravy fan page then that would be different.
That's pretty badass.
That's why I'm a biology major.
But anyway...
I got my hair cut and styled today and I think the woman who did it had a stroke or turned stupid when she clicked on the dryer. She asked how I wanted it styled. I told her. She'd commented earlier that I have very fine hair. I sure do! That's why I want it pulled forward while you dry it with a round brush. And I like a little flip on the bottom, thanks. So she rubbed my head with her hand while she dried it. I stopped her half-way through to grab the front and say, "See what this is doing? I hate this. Can you pull it straight?"
"Oh, don't worry, I'm going to dry it, then flat-iron it." Which didn't sound right, but I figure if she's the one who slaved through 9 months of beauty college, she must know something I don't. So I let her blow my hair into a bird's nest. And then she got out the flat iron and said, "I'm going to curl it under with the flat-iron and when you run your fingers through it, some of it will curl out." Which is not what I asked for. But again I thought, well, whatever, as long as it looks pretty when I go out tonight with my boss and husband. So she spent half an hour flat-ironing my hair, then gave me a mirror. It was straight. Like... totally limp and straight and non-curly. And parted on the wrong side. I must've looked horrified, because she said, "That's not what you wanted, is it? Do you want me to curl it a little with the curling iron?"
"Well... how long is that going to take? Because I can mess with it a little tonight before I go out, I guess."
"It'll just take a few minutes."
"Sure, I guess."
So she attempted to curl it and now it looks like limp goth-girl hair, busted down the middle and barely curling under at the ends. What an idiot. This is what I get for going someplace else at the last minute instead of booking an appointment with my guy when I had time.
I feel better for ranting. Thanks for listening.
I used to think KFC gravy was the shiz-nittle-bam-snip-snap-sack! Now I think it's . Either it got really crappy over time or my palette matured.
Maybe it's a hint.
See, now this is a woman with old-fashioned values.
See, now this is a woman with old-fashioned values.I think I need to edit my post to more accurately reflect its meaning.
I thought the same thingI can totally relate to bad hair day stories. I got my hair cut last week cuz it had gotten pretty long, and I was getting into a terrible ponytail habit. So I just tell the guy to hack it off and I think he did a good job, but it looked kinda butch for me. But I figured I'd just mess with it at home, and I when I finished I looked exactly like my kindergarten pic, back in the days my family used to call me "Chipmunk". My kids always ask why that was my nickname and I just tell them cuz my family is crazy, but that day after I did my hair all three of them said something like "Whoa, Chipmunk" as soon as they saw me. We all had a good laugh
Was this the weekend you went to Albuquerque, Chippy?????
Nope, that's next weekend. Anal retentive s-i-l had to have enough time to have her kitchen, master bedroom and 4 bathrooms gutted and rebuilt in time for this reunion
I was looking at the salmon at HEB today when a creepy old guy sidled up to me to comment on how beautiful the salmon was. It just happened to be the same creepy old guy who asked how old my boy was 2 days ago in Wal-Mart. He didn't recognize me today because when I met him in Wal-Mart, he stared at my boobs the whole time. Today he was wearing sunglasses. Smart! And not creepy at all! And, noticing the salmon was Atlantic salmon, he asked if I'd ever been to Alaska.
Prolly your kid's teacher's father!!!I was looking at the salmon at HEB today when a creepy old guy sidled up to me to comment on how beautiful the salmon was. It just happened to be the same creepy old guy who asked how old my boy was 2 days ago in Wal-Mart. He didn't recognize me today because when I met him in Wal-Mart, he stared at my boobs the whole time. Today he was wearing sunglasses. Smart! And not creepy at all! And, noticing the salmon was Atlantic salmon, he asked if I'd ever been to Alaska.
If that were the case, I'd ask for a different teacher.Prolly your kid's teacher's father!!!
Bad hair appointments are the worst! Sorry that happened to you!That's pretty badass.
That's why I'm a biology major.
But anyway...
I got my hair cut and styled today and I think the woman who did it had a stroke or turned stupid when she clicked on the dryer. She asked how I wanted it styled. I told her. She'd commented earlier that I have very fine hair. I sure do! That's why I want it pulled forward while you dry it with a round brush. And I like a little flip on the bottom, thanks. So she rubbed my head with her hand while she dried it. I stopped her half-way through to grab the front and say, "See what this is doing? I hate this. Can you pull it straight?"
"Oh, don't worry, I'm going to dry it, then flat-iron it." Which didn't sound right, but I figure if she's the one who slaved through 9 months of beauty college, she must know something I don't. So I let her blow my hair into a bird's nest. And then she got out the flat iron and said, "I'm going to curl it under with the flat-iron and when you run your fingers through it, some of it will curl out." Which is not what I asked for. But again I thought, well, whatever, as long as it looks pretty when I go out tonight with my boss and husband. So she spent half an hour flat-ironing my hair, then gave me a mirror. It was straight. Like... totally limp and straight and non-curly. And parted on the wrong side. I must've looked horrified, because she said, "That's not what you wanted, is it? Do you want me to curl it a little with the curling iron?"
"Well... how long is that going to take? Because I can mess with it a little tonight before I go out, I guess."
"It'll just take a few minutes."
"Sure, I guess."
So she attempted to curl it and now it looks like limp goth-girl hair, busted down the middle and barely curling under at the ends. What an idiot. This is what I get for going someplace else at the last minute instead of booking an appointment with my guy when I had time.
I feel better for ranting. Thanks for listening.
No kidding.
The stylist I've been going to for the last 3 years is no longer working at the same salon and they won't tell me where she went. I'm so pissed.
If anyone knows of a transves e hair stylist named Katherine, let me know ASAP!
LMAO STUPID ASS MASCOT
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ha. chippy. i finally got it. nice one, marini.Was this the weekend you went to Albuquerque, Chippy?????
that's from a cadaver, right?
i guess you have a nice rack
I like Red Bull!
I have one called Nerd that I got for free today. I haven't tried it yet.
I've never heard of that.
I hadn't heard of it either. Some dude was handing them out.
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