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Way too ing late...
...............after letting I. Hustles girl in about 5am, with tears streaming down her face...........I wiped the sleep from my eyes and asked WTF was wrong. She tells me about the awfully disappointing night at the movies she had..........and the boring ass Madden football she had to endure, just to receive about 2 min. of so called sex. I figured what the , I might as well give her what she really wants, so I proceed to toss her across the kitchen counter and order her to make me some bacon and eggs while I hit it from the back. A smile immediately comes across her face, as she knew I would not only satisfy her completely ............but, we both will have a good meal in the process. Even though the eggs were over cooked big time and the bacon burned to a crisp setting off the smoke alarms, at least she got the best 3 min. of sex she ever had.
Way too ing late...
Eh. I gave it all I had. Oh well
.................another minute, and you would've had'er.
Another minute and I would have fallen asleep
I already got her tweet while the bacon was still raw.
I think he was getting her tweet while the bacon was still raw
these arent funny
lol utsa
................. it was your mom that ed up my breakfast.
these nuts
This kind of humor is on a level you may not be familiar with. I would at least wait till around Wednesday ,or so...you may catch on by then...
I agree.
sounds about right for lebomb
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