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.................... nice execution.
Your evening was way better than bostonguys.
I made no thread a few weeks ago stating I liked my best friends sister and wanted to know how to go about things. Well I went through all those hurdles and she said yes when I asked her out.
So tonight was our first "date". Things were going well when I went by to pick her up. I got a hand job on the way to the theater. Then as we get to the ticket booth, she tells me "I will pay for the tickets AND pay for the Popcorn and Soda. That is what my ex made me do."
That came out of nowhere, but I manned up and told her to put her money away. I used to bone the manager and I get stuff for free which is why we went to that theater. Then once we get to our theater I ask her where she would like to sit. She replies "Let's sit at the top. That way I can blow you while you watch the movie." Okay so now it is starting to piss me off just a little bit because I didn't ask her out sooner.
We get there about 10-15 minutes before the previews begin. Soon after we sit down she starts sucking. She directly tells me that it's nothing like sucking her ex because she has to use two hands with me. At that point, I almost ed but I played it cool. I told her I am getting a refill on my drink and getting more butter on the popcorn.
I get my refill and get more butter and then head for the exits and go towards my car where I make sure I have some condoms left in my glove compartment. She tells me about 20-25 minutes later that she has something for me that is more interesting than the movie. I tell her F the movie and I'll take her home. She even had the sense to ask me "What did you like?". I told her "I am not even going to answer that" and left her in suspense. From there I head back to my apartment and play some madden 10 and drink a few beers while she gave me head.
It gets worse. The brother comes to my apartment as I'm hittin' it, tells me our friendship is over, and then leaves. This evening was quite a dramatic one and it was a double wammy for me. I knew of the consequences though. Just sucks to lose a best friend due to his sister's actions.
it was the same result at the end oddly enough.
Last edited by I. Hustle; 08-25-2009 at 11:02 AM.
Your evening was way better than bostonguys.
Boston aint got shiit on me
Much better execution....
Wow! Now she just texted me saying how sorry she is and that she ed up.
You're trying too hard, just leave well enough alone...Wow! Now she just texted me saying how sorry she is and that she ed up.
That was meant for his morning after thread. I threw it in the wrong thread
lol ............
Is this fake or yust a coincidence?
well played
lol..............very funny
you should have written "this story is fictional. if someones is similar to this, he copied from mine"
Last edited by fotan2; 08-25-2009 at 12:38 PM.
Good schtick...
Is this the new quartto?
Why the not?
lol refills at the movie theater.
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Last edited by Oneton; 12-24-2009 at 07:40 AM.
Hey, tell that Woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet she stays up late every night dreamin' she had a real man, don't she? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show her a real man!
Great . I haven't laughed this hard since I saw the Brett Favre Teenage QB poster.
It's why I love this board. They tell it as it is.
Just doing my job
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The only reason why somebody would want to sit in the back row is because nobody can see over your shoulder when your girl is giving you head.
So yeah... if the movie you saw didn't have many people in attendence you might have gotten some head. On the flip side of that, that's pretty ish and she'd probably be thinking it was her ex's wang in her mouth.
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