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    Since 1992 Brutalis's Avatar
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    I feel better. But not that much. This is a complete venting thread.

    So last Thursday I got my first speeding ticket. I'm 24, and now-days that is rare and I think I had a good run. However I got one for going 50 in a 30.

    The problem is I was no doing 50. I was doing 40 and I admit to speeding but either he was lying or his radar gun was.

    So today I get pulled over by a trooper. He claims I was doing 82 in a 65. From the moment his lights came on I thought no way he is pulling me over for doing 5 over the limit and that this was my luck now. So when he said 82 I won't lie, I freaked the out on this guy. I asked to see the radar gun or the device I was clocked at and he refused.

    Long story short I went off about how school teachers make more than him and how the way he is lying to me was probably the same way his wife did when she cheated on him and stuff. He even asked me to step out and we took a trip to the front of his car where I did not shut up about how nobody respects that uniform and how he is the wagon pusher of our ed up system and just some lazy drone content with his own work.

    He told me several times to shutup until he went off on his own saying I am some no-it-all punk with a smart mouth that needs to do this before this happens or make sure that doesn't happen or this will charade. Talking to me like he is one of a pissed off father screaming at his 14 year old boy ing off his life. After the 5 minute show I looked up at him and claimed I didn't realize he was talking and asked to sign the ticket which I finally agreed to do.

    I went on again about him and his job and just laid insult upon insult and he took it. I said that's why you don't make bro, cause you do bull like this on a daily basis and such. Then he asked me to put my arms down and I said no then asked if I was under arrest. He replied no, so I just walked to my ride and he followed me saying how lucky I am I'm not going to jail for my mouth and frankly I was thinking the same. This asshole could easily just take me in and make up whatever.

    So yeah 2 speeding tickets and suddenly my luck has changed. Whatever. The point is I think I mentally wounded this person and made him for even an instance feel small for his luck in having a life on planet earth. My natural wit and charisma with an overly sharp tongue wins again! Going deeper though I must say I do not hate cops. I just don't like them. I wouldn't go off on deputy joe for giving me a ticket if I was in the wrong. I still would never be his friend much less hold a door for him. But for the ones that lie and wear that costume like some holy attire to go with that natural cop arrogance thinking he is better than me... they can off and stay in their little world far away from me.

    I don't know if anyone else has been in a similar situation but immaturity has no role in getting screwed over in the first place.

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    you are a ing idiot.

    You are lucky he didn't plant an ounce of coke on you.

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    you are a ing idiot.

    You are lucky he didn't plant an ounce of coke on you.
    got a cop brother or something?

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    Since 1992 Brutalis's Avatar
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    you are a ing idiot.

    You are lucky he didn't plant an ounce of coke on you.
    Or worse.

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    got a cop brother or something?
    no. I'm just saying that he is 24 and should be smart enough to know not to mouth off to a cop. They can your world up if they want to.

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    If you were black he would have tazed you then sprinkled crack on you.

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    The Wemby Assembly z0sa's Avatar
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    no. I'm just saying that he is 24 and should be smart enough to know not to mouth off to a cop. They can your world up if they want to.
    oh. I just expected a few cheers before the sneers.

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    Dude. Maybe your ing speedo is off. Shuting your mouth is always your first line of defense. You gained nothing and probably lost your ability to win an appeal or the off chance he'd forget about you and not show up.

    I'm all for venting but this wasn't productive at all.

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    If you were black he would have tazed you then sprinkled crack on you.

    He probably had one hand on the tazer until he did a pigment check.

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I can't believe you didn't use "I pay your salary!" line. That's why he didn't take you in.

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    I feel very sorry for the next person the cop pulls over after he let you go.

    Also, you blew up at a cop that actually shows restraint. Nice job, you probably just made one of the actually decent cops feel like . Way to go, bro.

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    yeah if the cop would have committed a felony crime against you, that would have showed you

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    If you were black he would have tazed you then sprinkled crack on you.



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    Mate, that cop probably went home and offed himself.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    LOL I bet your speedometer is ed up.

    Cool that he didn't do to you. Probably shows he's not one of the asshole cops that deserves to be chewed out. So way to go, you chewed out one of the few good cops.

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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    Too bad he didn't do a booty search, then you might have learned a lesson!!! Thanks man, stay the away from Bulverde will ya???

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    Believe. SonOfAGun's Avatar
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    LEO join law enforcement for different reasons. Troopers have a very dangerous job. Lots of officers start out making very little but eventually can go federal and make good money while living a life of adventure going after the actual "bad guys" and not some meaningless punk speeder.

    Him being a trooper, I doubt your words actually affected him. Some that go LE look at life differently than most.

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    you might need to check the speed gauge, if you got 2 tickets and are sure it was not your fault.

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    Since 1992 Brutalis's Avatar
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    Dude. Maybe your ing speedo is off. Shuting your mouth is always your first line of defense. You gained nothing and probably lost your ability to win an appeal or the off chance he'd forget about you and not show up.

    I'm all for venting but this wasn't productive at all.
    He is an Arkansas State Trooper. There is such thing as an appeal but not one that gets through.

    I can't believe you didn't use "I pay your salary!" line. That's why he didn't take you in.
    I said he made less than a teacher. You misread.

    I feel very sorry for the next person the cop pulls over after he let you go.

    Also, you blew up at a cop that actually shows restraint. Nice job, you probably just made one of the actually decent cops feel like . Way to go, bro.
    I think it's humorous some of you guys think this is a "good" cop. Maybe I should have made the long story, long?

    In no mind will I probably ever tell off another cop. I knew walking to the car as I said how lucky this is.

    But the guy is a liar. I do not drive a 74 Ford, my speedometer is fine. Do not lie to my face and hand me a note that practically says you owe 200 have a great day. In no way do I am I saying I'm right and cool, but venting was awesome and there is a limitless number of folks who'd love to tell off a cop and could get away with it. Nothing makes him a "good" cop. The next person he pulled over he did the same thing to I bet.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    The fact that he showed restraint on your ass proves he's a good cop, dumbass. The fact that you still think it can't possibly be your spedo thats ed is pretty funny too. Maybe after the 3rd or 4th ticket you'll go in and get it checked.

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    As someone else said, you're lucky your ass didn't get tazed...


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    So, you got tickets when you admit you were speeding both times, and it is the cop's fault?

    If you were an old African American Harvard professor, you would be in jail.

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    Since 1992 Brutalis's Avatar
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    The fact that he showed restraint on your ass proves he's a good cop, dumbass. The fact that you still think it can't possibly be your spedo thats ed is pretty funny too. Maybe after the 3rd or 4th ticket you'll go in and get it checked.
    That logic is re ed if you want to make it personal. Restraint shows he knows when to bite. I'm a small fish running my mouth and was lucky enough to get away with it. I don't need a 3rd or 4th ticket for me to realize that. Because he restrained does not make him a good ing cop. With that logic I just refrained from throwing my dog out a two story window. That makes me a great ing person and not Michael Vick hooray.

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    You are a big know it all smart mouth. He's right. I can't believe you actually speak about this with pride.

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    Somehow the logic in here is going up in smoke.

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