that
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amazing!
Ha ha...this gonna be epic. I am so watching this.
that
looks
amazing!
Jeebus f-ing Crimeny....
I just wrote in the other thread how I don't care for the old action guys like Stallone and Schwarzenegger, BUT I left out Seagal because he never bugged me. So yes, I think this may be a reality show I can watch![]()
I used to LMAO when Steven Segal would fight everyone in his movies wearing a suit, raincoat, overcoat...........it would be in the damn summer too.
dude finally cut his ponytail...now he just needs to shave those plugs off the top of his head.
he's got the donut eating part down that's for sure
A newer version of Cops.
...with Seagal.![]()
Seagal is Above the Law
The thing about Segal that gets me is that in all of his movies he never EVER loses at fight. EVER! The only movie he dies in is Executive Decision. In that movie he falls out of a plane. Out of all the fight movies he has come out with I can't remember him losing in any of them.
I cant even remember hit getting hit with a punch or kick!! Even with a long ass coat on down to his knees.![]()
It's not his fault he's such an amazing fighter.
And then you'll be ready to him?
I just saw under seige again on hbo not long ago. Tommy lee jones, Gary busey, segal in the same movie it had to be great
Seriously though...just imagine that you get pulled over and you look in the rear view and Seagal is walking towards your car. That would just be freaky...like the twilight zone or something
ooh aren't you the fiesty here huh? your man ain't layin' it down right the past couple of weeks?... don't take it out on me .
Seriously though. The villian could be the baddest of badasses known to mankind. If he had to fight Segal at any point in the movie best to believe he was in for the ultimate ass whupping. Like LB said, I understand that Segal is the star and should probably win the fight when it is all said and done, but the guy never seemed to get knocked down or anything. I haven't watched any of his current movies to see if that is still like that.
"Between movies, he's been a full fledge cop" He must have been working full time for like the last 10 years.
i saw this 2 weeks ago and i still cant stop laughing
I actually just typed it because it seemed like a funny thing to say.
Thanks for the hilarious overreaction, though. Very entertaining.
I can't wait for the episode when his wife's car gets tagged and Seagal turns in his badge to find those little ers Out for Justice-style.
"That's for my wife. you and die."
^^ lmao
I must watch this. I was never a Seagal fan. I've seen maybe 2 of his movies.
Premiers tomorrow I think.
Looks like this will be one of few reality shows I ever make a point to watch.
Yup...tomorrow at 9pm.
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