Student Kills Intruder with Samurai Sword

[CosmicCowboy]

And I thought I was a badass in college for cutting class!

[JoeChalupa]

No matter what life has in store for him....he can hack it.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'd like to give that student a hand.





I hear there's one nearby.

[I. Hustle]

After the cops got there he was still pretty pumped. I mean you could cut the tension with a knife.

[Bender]

..jumpier than a katana hot tin roof.

- good one

[Fpoonsie]

I'm not surprised that things ended this way. Being robbed once already probably made the student jumpier than a katana hot tin roof.

Hoe. Lee. .

[Bender]

Heath's website was promoted in this thread... has he made an appearance yet?

[manufan10]

This thread delivers.

Let's all give it a hand.

[The Reckoning]

i wonder if the student will face legal or academic repercussions from killing the robber (in a very unusual, though badass, style.) anyway you slice it, this is a complicated situation.

edit: somebody beat me to it lol

[I. Hustle]

i wonder if the student will face legal or academic repercussions from killing the robber (in a very unusual, though badass, style.) anyway you slice it, this is a complicated situation.

edit: somebody beat me to it lol

Either way, you took too long to cut to the chase.

[manufan10]

Either way, you took too long to cut to the chase.

At least he took a stab at it.

[I. Hustle]

See if I was backstabber I would have said


Hey! I think I've ran into that guy before.

[Trainwreck2100]

He's a John Hopkins student so he must be pretty sharp

[DarkReign]

Sucks to be the student. Now he has to live with the fact that he killed someone. Even in self-defense, it's not an easy thing to deal with.

True, not that I would know anything about it (obviously). But one has to do what one has to do.

[DarkReign]

I'm not surprised that things ended this way. Being robbed once already probably made the student jumpier than a katana hot tin roof.

F-ing best one yet, by FAR.

[Richard Cranium]

I guess you have to know what katana is to get that one.

[DarkReign]

I guess you have to know what katana is to get that one.

EDITED: it. nevermind

[I. Hustle]

True, not that I would know anything about it (obviously). But one has to do what one has to do to stay a cut above the rest!

/fixed

[I. Hustle]

I guess you have to know what katana is to get that one.

It's a type of sword. I agree that one sliced through the compe ion.

[BlackSwordsMan]

cut it out with these jokes they're out of hand

[phxspurfan]

[symple19]

This is filled with glory --- Outstanding, makes my heart warm --- Thanks for sharing

[CuckingFunt]

I'm anti-violence, but even I'd have to call this story bad ass if this song happened to be playing at the time.

[BlackSwordsMan]

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[ginobili's bald spot]

Cut it out guys. You killed it.