The completely random thought thread

[JudynTX]

[ATRAIN]

Maalox can wax her nipples and tie her shoes at the same time.

[JoeChalupa]

Hair or not I touch my balls, you saying you dont? I touched my balls 10 mins ago when I took a piss.

Hey, I have to adjust my boys from time to time.

[manufan10]

I heard that smells.

It smells like burning hair.

[ATRAIN]

Hey, I have to adjust my boys from time to time.

There you go, there is nothing wrong with that. Remember if you shake it more than twice your playing with it.

[ATRAIN]

It smells like burning hair.

Does it actually work?

[manufan10]

DUDE WTF!! Quit day dreaming about milking Joe!!

Greg: I milked a cat once. You wanna hear a story?
Jack: Sure.
Greg: My sister had a cat, and the cat birthed a litter of kittens. Must've been 30 of them. And there was this one little runt... this little sweet little... little-engine-that-could runt... who wanted to get up there and couldn't really get access to the — to the — to the — to the — to the teat.
Jack: Teat?
Pam: Dad.
Greg: What have you. I went in and just simply, you know, just... into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto — that's what I named him.
Dina: I had — I had no idea you could milk a cat.
Greg: Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
Jack: I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

[manufan10]

Does it actually work?

Yeah. Quick and painless. I didn't have to worry about crying like a girl.

[ATRAIN]

Yeah. Quick and painless. I didn't have to worry about crying like a girl.

LMAO so where did you use the Nair or do I not want to know? So you just put it on and wipe it off?

[JudynTX]

Lovin this cooler weather!!!!!!!!!!

[ATRAIN]

Lovin this cooler weather!!!!!!!!!!

I left work to go get some breakfast and it was nice. One of those mornings where you sit outside and sip on a nice Mocha. Then again if I wasnt at work I would be asleep and I wouldnt be enjoying this morning anyways.

[JudynTX]

I left work to go get some breakfast and it was nice. One of those mornings where you sit outside and sip on a nice Mocha.

Exactly

Then again if I wasnt at work I would be asleep and I wouldnt be enjoying this morning anyways.

I'd be snuggling that's for sure.

[ATRAIN]

Exactly



I'd be snuggling that's for sure.

Then again I did go to sleep semi early and feel refreshed today SOO who knows. This would be a good morning for a nice jog then grab a nice mocha and sit outside and read the paper. I love fall in Austin.

[ATRAIN]

I should pick up smoking again so I can spend more time outside

[JudynTX]

I should pick up smoking again so I can spend more time outside

Just pretend to be.

[ATRAIN]

Just pretend to be.

Ill go buy some of those Candy Cigs LMAO.

[ATRAIN]

I wonder what everyone would think if I started dating a girl that just a baby a few months ago. ( Father is a dead beat ex of hers that basically gave up all rights to child and lives in Florida)

[JudynTX]

Ill go buy some of those Candy Cigs LMAO.

I used to buy those as a kid, thought I was cool.

[ATRAIN]

I used to buy those as a kid, thought I was cool.

Yeah the ones where they had a coat of sugar on the tip and it made it seem like smoke was coming out of it lol. The candy I used to love as a kid was those little juice filled wax bottles. Remember those? I wonder if they still sell those.

[JudynTX]

Yeah the ones where they had a coat of sugar on the tip and it made it seem like smoke was coming out of it lol. The candy I used to love as a kid was those little juice filled wax bottles. Remember those? I wonder if they still sell those.

Dude, those wax bottles were horrible, most disgusting candy ever invented.

I did like those wax vampire teeth they sell for Halloween.

[ATRAIN]

Dude, those wax bottles were horrible, most disgusting candy ever invented.

I did like those wax vampire teeth they sell for Halloween.

LOL NO WAY those candies were awesome. Those and Fun dip were the best candy ever. Not only were they candy but fun to play with. I used to buy those vampire teeth.

[manufan10]

Lovin this cooler weather!!!!!!!!!!

Told ya a cool front was coming..

[manufan10]

Yeah the ones where they had a coat of sugar on the tip and it made it seem like smoke was coming out of it lol. The candy I used to love as a kid was those little juice filled wax bottles. Remember those? I wonder if they still sell those.

I was just thinking about those candies the other day. Birthday parties and Halloween was when I got those the most.

[JudynTX]

LOL NO WAY those candies were awesome. Those and Fun dip were the best candy ever. Not only were they candy but fun to play with. I used to buy those vampire teeth.

I wasn't a fan of the Fun Dip either.

Told ya a cool front was coming..

I should have listened.

[manufan10]

LMAO so where did you use the Nair or do I not want to know? So you just put it on and wipe it off?

I used it on my legs. You apply it, leave it on for a few seconds. Then you either wipe it off with a towel, or you can hop in the shower and rinse it off, and the hair comes right off.