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I usually just ask if they're married. Then ask if they're into having a little fun.
Geeks are expert in pick-up lines....
If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I usually just ask if they're married. Then ask if they're into having a little fun.
"Excuse me, is your husband married?"
"Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"
"Girl, you are like a calculator, you solve all my damn problems"
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Are you a god? (Um, no.) You're not? Then why do I want to kneel before you?
And what does one question have to do with the other?
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye... Oh wait, it's just a sparkle...
Married women like to have fun.
I must be a feminist, because I would definitely like to be on a level plane with you.
This is the one I find works best:
"Hi. You're really cute. I'm (your name here)."
The guys who call me "cute" never get my attention.
In my town girls would laugh their asses off at that line.
The safest and usually most effective strategy is to just grab a girl's hand in the dance floor and just start dancing. The worst thing that could happen to you is you dance a little bit before the girl smiles at you and says: "Sorry but I don't want to dance".
Aww that's sweet
So do un-married ones!!
I don't believe any of you use these lines when you are actually wanting to date a girl.
I want to know how you behave/ what you say when you are really interested in dating a girl.
OK one serious and one funny. Both have worked well for me:
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30?" Me: "So today is Oct 9th, 2010, at 10:30 AM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! -- Usually gets a good laugh, I tell her I suck at pickup lines and by morning, it's all good
If you followed this up with initiating a good conversation, I could see this line working.
It is definitely a good beginning.
Yeah we don't discriminate.
Yup that's the plan. Jackpot!
"I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet."
"I may not look like Brad Pitt, but I sure can like him"
The line sounded like something my husband would say to me. He's very charming- my husband.Yup that's the plan. Jackpot!
pickup lines are inherently stupid because if the woman is intelligent and attractive, she not only knows its a big possibility you're approaching her based on attraction, but its happened before.
Just relate your REAL name (no nicknames, ever, unless it basically is your real moniker) then ask hers, and don't forget to smile a lot and be uplifting/positive especially concerning anything she says. Don't say about yourself because she doesn't care.
The reverse wingman works sometimes (if you are out with the guys)...
"Hi, my friend thinks you are hot but is too shy to talk to you...do you have any homely girl friends we can hook him up with? BTW, my name is..."
What do you do if she is tender hearted and offers to meet your shy friend?
............then you throw the reversal on her..........."well, Im too shy to go tell him"What do you do if she is tender hearted and offers to meet your shy friend?
Nice shirt. It will look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor in the morning.
You know what would look good on you? Me.
I can lick my eyelids(this one really works)
why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.
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