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    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
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    This letter was in my inbox today. I'm really glad the FBI is looking into these things for me. Now that I have their stamp of approval I'm so totally moving forward with this:









    ROBERT MUELLER III
    EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
    FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
    FBI.WASHINGTON D.C
    INTERNET


    ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY,

    The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington D.C
    in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies
    have recently been informed through our Global intelligence
    monitoring network that your over-due contract payment
    which was fully endorsed in your favour accordingly by the
    Central Bank of Nigeria has not been claimed.

    It might interest you to know that we have taken out time
    in screening through this project as stipulated on our
    protocol of operation and have finally
    confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and
    hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful
    right to claim your fund without any further delay.
    We further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the
    Governor of the Central Bank office accordingly as we will
    be monitoring all their services with you as well as your
    correspondence at all level.

    We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs.
    Joan C.Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also
    presented to them all the necessary do entation evidencing your
    claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to
    the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00
    (Eight million United States Dollars), but the Central Bank office
    did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally
    before they go ahead on wiring your funds to the Bank information
    which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that the
    main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making
    the investigation.

    Contact immediately the office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)
    via the private email of the governor with the below information accordingly:
    (Please endeavour to use this code while contacting him --"CODE 777" )

    NAME: Lamido Sanusi
    OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,
    Central Business District,
    Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal
    Capital Territory, Nigeria.
    Email: [email protected]
    Phone: +234-805-121-5850


    Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the office
    of the Governor of the Central Bank immediately with
    the above email address and request that they attend
    to your payment file as directed, so as to enable you
    receive your contract fund accordingly.

    To this effect, you are required to reconfirm and
    authenticate your given particulars below for certainty
    and onward processing and release of you funds
    as we may not be held liable for any wrong payment.

    FULL NAMES: __________________________________
    CITY: _________________________
    STATE: __________________________________
    ZIP: ______________
    COUNTRY________________________________
    SEX: _______________
    AGE: __________________
    TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________
    EMAIL ADDRESS: _____________________

    Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by
    them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedure
    as regard to the transfer of your fund to you as designated.
    Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria
    equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated
    on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous.

    Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in
    advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

    Best Regards,

    Robert S. Mueller III
    Federal Bureau of Investigation
    J. Edgar Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
    NW Washington, D.C.
    Private email : [email protected]

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    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
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    Are there people out there still falling for this scheme? I remember hearing about it in a fraud class about 12 years ago, and the scheme was old then.

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    Slovenian Master Slomo's Avatar
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    About time!

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    lol at the @live.com

    I guess the FBI doesn't have their own email service.

    Other than that it seems pretty legit to me.

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    I love how its signed by the head of the FBI. Like he's going to be the one sending these type of e-mails to Joe Schmos.

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    Corpus Christi Spurs Fan Phenomanul's Avatar
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    Forward it to the real FBI...

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    They had me hook line and sinker till they told me they were from The Government and there to help me. Even the dumbest fools know better than to fall for that.

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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    lol at the @live.com

    I guess the FBI doesn't have their own email service.

    Other than that it seems pretty legit to me.
    it does say it's his private email, not his work email.

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    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    Congratulations on all that money!

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    In Flames we trust eisfeld's Avatar
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    Amazing - those idiots finally managed to hire an adequate guy for translating their mails... got a similar mail in German a couple of month ago... well actually it read like it was written by a goat.

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    it does say it's his private email, not his work email.
    I missed that. In that case congrats on your new found fortune EHJ.

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    Slovenian Master Slomo's Avatar
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    Amazing - those idiots finally managed to hire an adequate guy for translating their mails... got a similar mail in German a couple of month ago... well actually it read like it was written by a goat.
    You should see the Slovenian version

    They just use a google translation.

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    Smell The Wallet Soul_Patch's Avatar
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    Damn....You better hurry before Joan Bailey gets her miserly hands on that cash.

    Thank god the FBI is taking care of this...I am still waiting on my payment from the Nigerian government. It was delayed because i needed to send them 5,000 dollars for the transfer...i know it will be here soon.

    I cant wait!

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    I got my 8 million last year and invested it all in sub-prime mortgage derivatives. I can hook you up when you get yours!

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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington D.C
    in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies
    have recently been informed through our Global intelligence
    monitoring network that your over-due contract payment
    which was fully endorsed in your favour accordingly by the
    Central Bank of Nigeria has not been claimed.
    Americans would not hyphenate "overdue", nor would they use the very British spelling of the word "favor".

    Fairly well written fakery otherwise.

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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    Amazing - those idiots finally managed to hire an adequate guy for translating their mails... got a similar mail in German a couple of month ago... well actually it read like it was written by a goat.
    "protocol of operation"

    Yet another british english bit.

    "Standard procedures" would be more "American".

    I actually counted a few grammatical errors.

    "hitch free from all facet"
    --facet should be plural, and is a very awkward use of the word.

    "your correspondence at all level"
    --level should be plural.

    "and release of you funds"
    --you/your up, my pet peeve

    A few others where the language usage was a bit stilted.
    High quality, but still not quite up to native speaker level.

    For a small fee of $5,000 wired via Western Union, I would be happy to offer a full proof-read.

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    Independent DMX7's Avatar
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    Why is it always Nigeria?

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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    Why is it always Nigeria?
    Because that's where the big money is. It's like hitting the UK lottery.

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    Veteran velik_m's Avatar
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    You should see the Slovenian version

    They just use a google translation.
    The one informing me i won the lotery was actually pretty decent.

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    WiCkEd Co Slydragon's Avatar
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    So then you are fully sponsoring the next gtg?

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    Steele Curtain cherylsteele's Avatar
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    J. Edgar Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
    NW Washington, D.C.
    Private email : [email protected]
    I hate to be the bearer of bad news EHJ but when I Googled the address for the J. Edgar Hoover Building this is the address that is listed.

    J Edgar Hoover FBI Building
    (202) 324-3447
    950 E St Nw, Washington, DC 20004

    The address in the email goes to here:
    FBI Recreation Association
    (202) 324-3414
    935 Pennsylvania Ave Nw, #8704, Washington, DC 20004
    Last edited by cherylsteele; 10-14-2009 at 01:47 AM.

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    Steele Curtain cherylsteele's Avatar
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    The one informing me i won the lotery was actually pretty decent.
    I get those too.
    I reply: just send me the money instead of telling me I won.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Contact immediately the office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)
    via the private email of the governor with the below information accordingly:
    (Please endeavour to use this code while contacting him --"CODE 777" )
    now that I know your secret code, I am going to beat you and the old lady to the money.

    don't take it personal......it's just business.

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