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I didn't know I had stalkers. That's really cool.
Ahem. Will the person who has been posting in this thread about clearing out PM boxes, please clear out their PM box so I can reply to your PM? Thank you.
I didn't know I had stalkers. That's really cool.
Aroused?
hey B2b who is in yor posse?
Is the B2b posse better than the mookie crew?
illated, if I do say so myself.
I have no idea who really supports my agenda. Regardless the B2B Crew is way stronger than the Mookie Crew.
Let me get my surgical gloves
B2B, you shouldn't have a crew. You are a force to be reckoned with as a stand alone en y. A lone wolf. Most of your supporters would just be riding your coattails, you'd be dragging them around like a ball n chain. You don't need that.
B2B has more mojo than a Three Wolf Moon tee-shirt.
I guess the longer you been here the more space you have for messages, but the longer you been here the less people want to talk to you.....
Same goes for you CC. B2B, you, and a handful of other men here can hold your own against any posse around here.
B2B has more mojo than a Three Wolf Moon tee-shirt.
*blush*
I wonder if CC realized he's the only person here older than me.
Not true.
B2B has done a nice job transforming the Club into his image. I commend him for that!I think the posse is probably pretty good-sized at this point. But ATrain has locked up the nickname "Number 2" in the B2B posse...for multiple reasons.
Whenever I see Atrain posting after B2B I've got a pretty good idea of what the post will say without even clicking on it. Here's a typical posting exchange synopsis as I picture it. I've changed the names of the posters to protect the innocent:
B3B: I just caught one of the old hags I work with eating a second bagel out of the Einstein box. A second bagel!!! Stupid old hag! I'm pissed, and since no one comes in here to buy anything, ever, I think I'll about it all morning...probably into the afternoon.
Atwain: You're funny.
B3B: Maaloz, Marzini, you're a couple of dried up old hags. I'll call you that because I know that turns you on. I also know you'll take it, and keep coming back and posting because that's what desperate, lonely, attention-seeking old hags do.
Atwain: lol. Yeah, you old hags!! You old, haggity hags!! Yeah!!
B3B: Got damn my boss is stupid. I'd kill him if killing were legal. Screw it...it's a mercy killing...what's the worst prison term I'll be facing? 6 months with good behavior? I'll be right back.....
Atwain: You sir, are the greatest poster in the history of the internet.
B3B: Got damn my co-workers are stupid. I'd kill them if killing were legal. Screw it...it's a mercy killing...what's the worst prison term I'll be facing? 6 months with good behavior? I'll be right back.....
Atwain: I think I love you.
B3B: Got damn my customers are stupid. I'd kill them if killing were legal. Screw it...it's a mercy killing...what's the worst prison term I'll be facing? 6 months with good behavior? I'll be right back.....
Atwain: My mangina is yearning for a B2B love injection.
B3B: Katie, I'm fantasizing about making love to that zit on your face. The thought of combining your puss-filled face with my puss-filled man hammer is filling my every thought. Check your PMs.
Katie: I find you disgusting and disturbing. Call me.
Atwain: .
B3B: There is no God....discuss.
Atwain: I just came.
That was so awesome.
I'm laughing.
Ouch. I wonder what I ever did to EHJ?
Besides spelling my name wrong, that's pretty ing good.
I claim no affiliation to actual posters in the example provided in my previous post. Any connection to actual people, places, or events was purely coincidental. The message conveyed in that post does not necessarily reflect the opinions of Ed Helicopter Jones.
Sincerely,
The Chopper
Good save Chopper!
Oops...I mean, see my last post.
I sooooo want to believe you're female.
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