Using her back as a table while doing it doggy style watching a football game and then tell her to pass you the barbeque sauce.
Always telling her the truth.
Using her back as a table while doing it doggy style watching a football game and then tell her to pass you the barbeque sauce.
Well, toys are awesome, but there's a lot of satisfaction in sharing your bed with another warm human being, in my opinion.
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true that, but the le states a "hot chick" not "an attractive, affectionate woman looking for romance and companionship."
Ah... point taken.![]()
I'm pretty sure you just equated your ability to pleasure women to that of a sex toy.
i try to set the bar high.
Take a piss in her during sex.
Hahahaha!!!!! Nicely played!
That would probably do it.
For some reason this one made me![]()
Dude is that you in the avatar for realz?
Nah it's some tree hugging I found a picture of on the internet.
Was his father married to ...
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