Would you break-up your marriage for a slump-buster?

[CosmicCowboy]

The girlfriend. I bet we could get her to meltdown.

She is on linkedin...Maybe we could get Assbeigh to sucker her in.

[jman3000]

I knew the wife was a prude. The part where the chick says the wife was trying to force the guy back to mass says it all.

[InRareForm]

is that Mouse?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I knew the wife was a prude. The part where the chick says the wife was trying to force the guy back to mass says it all.

That's assuming we can take Stalker Shrek at her word.

[JamStone]

Well Steve is from Michigan. She's actually pretty decent looking by Michigan standards.

I live in Michigan. FML.

[Kermit]

Well Steve is from Michigan. She's actually pretty decent looking by Michigan standards.

I live in Michigan. FML.

this is true. she would also be a 10 in ohio.

[jman3000]

She probably lets him put it in her butt.

[InRareForm]

She probably lets him put it in her butt.

rawdoggin it too prob

[Thunder Dan]

he wasted away a marriage for her? wow

[PM5K]

.....

[bugoy]

damn shes psycho

[xellos88330]

I wouldn't ruin my marriage for any woman no matter how hot she is. Especially that woman in that pic.

I look at it like this 'It doesn't matter where you get your appe e, as long as you go home to eat!'

[Stringer_Bell]

I'm not condoning cheating, but if it's going to happen get someone that is at least on your wife's level (mentally and physically). Why up your marriage for a troll?

YO! YOOOOOOOO!

Now you wait a second, look at how she's cradling that laser gun. She's probably got the touch. The touch meaning she can rock the pocket rocket and know exactly how close you are to orgasm, then slow it down and speed it up to keep the fun going until it's time for that afternoon production meeting. Then she disposes of the evidence in her mouth without spilling. THE TOUCH!

Also, one of the earlier pictaurs makes her look like the kind of dude you'd play ultimate frisbee with on a Saturday with your buddies. This ESPN dude might be gay.

[lil_penny]

Wich ones the girl?

[ploto]

I knew the wife was a prude. The part where the chick says the wife was trying to force the guy back to mass says it all.

So someone who wants to go to church and to therapy to try to save the marriage is automatically a prude?

[JamStone]

I'm not condoning cheating, but if it's going to happen get someone that is at least on your wife's level (mentally and physically). Why up your marriage for a troll?

I don't think you understand the meaning of a "side ho."

While this chick is not attractive, that's pretty much the point. Your side ho is a side---ho. It's pimpin acceptable if you're ing a fugly if it's only about ing. Now she doesn't have to be really ugly, but she definitely doesn't need to be on your wife's level, certainly not mentally.

If your side ho is "at least" on your wife's level, or moreover better than your wife and especially if she's hotter and younger, that's when you leave your wife.

[The Gemini Method]

I don't think you understand the meaning of a "side ho."

While this chick is not attractive, that's pretty much the point. Your side ho is a side---ho. It's pimpin acceptable if you're ing a fugly if it's only about ing. Now she doesn't have to be really ugly, but she definitely doesn't need to be on your wife's level, certainly not mentally.

If your side ho is "at least" on your wife's level, or moreover better than your wife and especially if she's hotter and younger, that's when you leave your wife.

This.

I'm guessing if it isn't up to par with your wife/gf, then it lessens the burden you feel consciously.

But yo...