Official UTSA blahblah

[HORNSWOGGLE]

lol checking his profile every 5 minutes to see if you can post your favorite gay pictures on it.

lol elife

[Greg Oden]

lol elife

we know this about you

lol utsa

lol benjarvus' gay lover

[HORNSWOGGLE]

we know this about you

lol utsa

lol benjarvus' gay lover

lol elife
lol multiple online personalities

and what about utsa is about me?

[stretch]

LOL dirk4mvp

LOL bjot

[symple19]

It started before that. One of these utsa gots called someone's work here and tried to get them fired. I'm sure JT knows where that thread is.

and every since benjarvus has been banned his gay lover hornswallow has been trying to take his place, in a failed effort of course.

that's the lowest point in life ever, to call someones work because your asshole hurts from getting raped on a forum board...and then get banned. And this is the hardest board I've ever seen to get banned from

Filled with glory, this thread is

[Trainwreck2100]

let's not forget because they couldn't act like grownups they had to be given their own forum

[J.T.]

bleeds getting banned for talking to kori was the best

i think i lolled the hardest at that

[J.T.]

i mean i lolled at a lot of things during the heyday of lol utsa

but that was probably the most loltastic event if i had to pick one

maybe del's myspace

[pkbpkb81]

lol utsa

[J.T.]

lol utsa

[Goran Dragic]

lol utsa

[Blake]

lyrics by Miley Cyrus

I hopped off the bus at UTSA with crushed dreams and my 700 SAT
Welcome to the land of flaming sex, whoa I dont want to fit in
Went to class, here I am for the first time
Look to my right, and I see utsa fruits flash some signs

This is all so crazy, everybody seems so flaming
My tummy's turnin' cause these s are sick
Too much pressure and I'm nauseous
That's when an ass licker named lebomb turned on the radio

And the Elton John song was on
And the Elton John song was on
And the Elton John song was on

Then he pulled his pants down, and pulled out his shlong
I wanted to fly away
He was bobbing his head like "Yeah!"
He was licking some assholes like "Yeah!"

Got my hands up, to block out view of his shlong
And now I'm not gonna be okay
Yeah! It's a party in the UTSA!
Yeah! It's a party in the UTSA!

Got out of class running my taxi cab
Who are these freaks lookin' at me now
Like "Who's that that's rockin' daisy dukes
He's gotta be del cid keller"

ing freaks all around me
It's definitely not a heterosexual party
'Cause all I see are stilletos
I guess I'll never understand these s

My tummy's turnin' and I'm feelin' really homesick
Too much pressure and I'm nauseous
That's when the DJ dropped bleedorange and blue's favorite tune

And the rupaul song was on
And the rupaul song was on
And the rupaul song was on

Then they pulled their pants down, and whipped out their shlongs
The straight guys fly away
They started giving each other head like "Yeah!"
Licking assholes like "Yeah!"

Got my hands up, to protect myself
And now I'm know I'm not gonna be okay
Yeah! It's a lol party in the UTSA!
Yeah! It's a lol party in the UTSA!

[J.T.]

blake just got placed on double secret probation from the lol utsa crew

[J.T.]

seriously even lol utsa-themed miley cyrus lyrics are a no no

[Dr. Gonzo]

I think that was the "Bump if you think UTSA football will suck for 20 years" thread

Could be wrong though

That thread was my darling. I owned Lebomb so many times in that thread it was ridiculous. From posting his gay UTSA craigslist ads to the picture of the gay UTSA river parade. The hits were non-stop.

that's the lowest point in life ever, to call someones work because your asshole hurts from getting raped on a forum board...and then get banned. And this is the hardest board I've ever seen to get banned from

Filled with glory, this thread is

That bas Roadies4Life aka Rudy Del Cid Keller aka Mr. Exclusive was the one that called and then went crying to his boys bleeds and tonylongoriafan and they tried to get me and Peewee in trouble here at work. Roadies has not been seen since. Well except for crying about wanting his phone number removed from the board. Which I still might have actually.

[Dr. Gonzo]

seriously even lol utsa-themed miley cyrus lyrics are a no no

Yeah no .

[J.T.]

you said no more journey psyche outs!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

The 26 YO UTSA freshman is back, BENJARVUSOT OTRON!!!

lol utsa

[Bukefal]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeej where did the conference hottest girls thread go??

[Blake]

seriously even lol utsa-themed miley cyrus lyrics are a no no

I'm not apologizing for . Miley songs are greatness.

And even if you think it was a fail, I can at least lol on the inside while my daughter is blasting that crap in the car on the way to school.

[Greg Oden]

I don't know brah, it was pretty good. If you did like a Grateful Dead song, JT would be foaming at the mouth.

[Blake]

you said no more journey psyche outs!

I like journey's greatest hits

1. Only the choderunner
2. Don't Stop Choderunning
3. The choderunner in the sky
4. Chodefully
5. I'll be alrught without utsa
6. any way utsa wants it
7. ask the lonely utsa freak
8. who's cryin' now? (utsa freak song)
9. separate chodes
etc

[Blake]

I don't know brah, it was pretty good. If you did like a Grateful Dead song, JT would be foaming at the mouth.

hmmm.....

"UTSA getaway"....I'll work on it

[J.T.]

I don't know brah, it was pretty good. If you did like a Grateful Dead song, JT would be foaming at the mouth.

i dont like grateful dead that much brah

they're good but not in my top 10

maybe my top 20

[Jim_Rome]

Incredible.

A Grateful Dead reference. In a thread about the abysmal school located in North Mexico. They go together perfect. Like Pippen and Jordan or stretch and a bag of mcdonald hamburgers. You go ahead and do that, Red Raider Blake. I'll tell you where you won't hear a Grateful Dead reference. On my nationally syndicated premier radio show with millions of followers. Now excuse me I have an email on my expensive blackberry. Rome out.