Worst gas you've ever had. (and social setting)

[Udokafan05]

Ate a ton of sushi, went to class for three hours... bad idea. It wasn't even the fart gas. It was the stomach gurgling kind. Which sucked, since I was sitting in very close proximity to a number of women I had either photographed, would photograph or wanted to photograph. Farts you can hold in. Gurgling stomachs sound just as gross and have a mind of their own and there's nothing you can do about it.

[chode_regulator]

Withoiut reading this whole thread, I don't care where I am. I let it go. If I'm in a crowded place that is quiet, I will try to be quiet abotu it. If even semi loud I just let it rip.
I think if I get divorced it will be because of my gas. In facdt I even farted right now while reading this and almost passed out. Instead I just smirked and let out a chuckle at teh stecnch I can give off.
If you ask me, it's like a super power.
Or coudl just be from the constant booze intake I have on a daily basis. My wife thinks I have a problem and need to see a doc about my GI tract or whatever. I chalk it up to busch light and ron rio rum.

[mrsmaalox]

........They agreed that Alpha #1's table was totally superior to Alpha 2's table after about 5 minutes of some very interesting Alpha bowing up and clit measuring and all the Alpha and Beta es had casually slid in and around to watch the show.

Wait....WHAT??? It'll take an ice pick thru my brain to get that picture out!!


And as far as the topic at hand, I've never had that problem. I don't fart

[jman3000]

I don't know if y'all have tried this, but if you're around friends and you fart, you can grab it and throw it at them. Just fart on your hand, let it soak in for a sec, make a fist, and put it in their face.

[Clandestino]

i had eaten tons of homemade chili/onions/cheese AND a bag of died prunes. worst and farts i've ever smelled in my life. i would have to leave the room to get away from it. anyway, we were in my car and i farted anyway... i had to pull over because my buddy threw up after smelling it! hahaha. good stuff

[CosmicCowboy]

Wait....WHAT??? It'll take an ice pick thru my brain to get that picture out!!


And as far as the topic at hand, I've never had that problem. I don't fart

Metaphorically speaking of course...

They were comparing their resumes, how long they had been at the school, how many years they had been on the gala committee, how much money their husbands had donated, etc...just classic one-upmanship...It was hilarious to watch.

[Spursfan092120]