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  1. #151
    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    I've banged a few catholic girls, never had to do that. Taking them out to a really nice dinner always worked for me. You should have tried that first and saved yourself alot of time.

    It was her parents that invited me to church. if I said no then I would not be good enough to be with her alone in the house while they are away!

    You have a choice of three boys your daughter can stay home with while you and your wife go to a movie.

    A: A boy with long hair and a born to lose tattoo on his arm

    B: A boy with his cap on backwards ,gold chain on his neck, and an NWA tee shirt on


    C: A boy she just went to church with.

    if you need more time I can wait until later tonight, I still have some ChumpDumper ass to kick in the 9/11 topics.



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    You have a choice of three boys your daughter can stay home with while you and your wife go to a movie.

    A: A boy with long hair and a born to lose tattoo on his arm

    B: A boy with his cap on backwards ,gold chain on his neck, and an NWA tee shirt on


    C: A boy she just went to church with.

    if you need more time I can wait until later tonight, I still have some ChumpDumper ass to kick in the 9/11 topics.

    D. none of the above

    no good parent would leave their daughter at home by herself with any of those boys

    Weeeeeeeee

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    D. none of the above

    no good parent would leave their daughter at home by herself with any of those boys

    Weeeeeeeee
    And wonder why when you get back home the fridge is missing a cu ber?

    Weeeeeeeee

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    I've banged a few catholic girls
    Ok dude ease up on the horn tooting, lets at least see a pic of yourself so we can see if it's even possible.

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    And wonder why when you get back home the fridge is missing a cu ber?

    Weeeeeeeee
    roflcoptaaaa
    nice one
    +1

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    And wonder why when you get back home the fridge is missing a cu ber?

    Weeeeeeeee
    I would assume she ate it. What do you do with cu bers when your parents leave?

    Weeeeeeee

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    I would assume she ate it. What do you do with cu bers when your parents leave?

    Weeeeeeee
    If your really that interested why stop by later and toss my salad?

    Weeeeeeee

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    Bill Maher is god

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    If he really was why have "New Rules" every week?

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    I'm obviously not serious
    But I thought of him highly after Religulous

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    If your really that interested why stop by later and toss my salad?

    Weeeeeeee
    So you want me to come over and toss your salad while you show me what you do with cu bers when your parents leave?

    If that's how you get your "weeeeeees" great, but I'll pass.

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    It was her parents that invited me to church. if I said no then I would not be good enough to be with her alone in the house while they are away!

    You have a choice of three boys your daughter can stay home with while you and your wife go to a movie.

    A: A boy with long hair and a born to lose tattoo on his arm

    B: A boy with his cap on backwards ,gold chain on his neck, and an NWA tee shirt on


    C: A boy she just went to church with.
    Parents pick C but the catholic girl is going to A or B or both.

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    So you want me to come over and toss your salad while you show me what you do with cu bers when your parents leave?

    If that's how you get your "weeeeeees" great, but I'll pass.
    ok but if you decide to change your mind I will save you some creamy Italian,

    Ps: I will stop by later and give you back your CD you left in my car.


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    ok but if you decide to change your mind I will save you some creamy Italian,

    Ps: I will stop by later and give you back your CD you left in my car.

    I'm not sure why you are trying to proposition me for gay/veggie sex, but again, no thanks.

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    thats how mouse rolls

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    For the believers in the Theory of Evolution, is there an end game to evolution? ... think about it

    For the Dogmatics ... don't think about it.

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    For the believers in the Theory of Evolution, is there an end game to evolution? ... think about it

    For the Dogmatics ... don't think about it.

    By end-game do you mean after-life, or ultimate purpose? And either way, does a lack of "end-game" make a process less valuable or meaningful?

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    By end-game do you mean after-life, or ultimate purpose? And either way, does a lack of "end-game" make a process less valuable or meaningful?
    To answer your question - Ultimate purpose.

    Are you suggesting that evolution meanders like an infinitely long river, never reaching an end?

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    To answer your question - Ultimate purpose.

    Are you suggesting that evolution meanders like an infinitely long river, never reaching an end?
    Science isn't in the business of teleology; all it does is answer the question "how?" Which is precisely why the anti-science fundamentalist movement is so frustrating... they needlessly feel threatened by something which coexists with -- and serves an entirely different purpose than -- their faith.

    But I wonder... is the notion of a continuum any less meaningless than the idea that we're created to get a report card for our life that either sends us to eternal happiness or suffering? Is that meaningful?

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    For the believers in the Theory of Evolution, is there an end game to evolution? ... think about it
    if you die and go to heaven, does that count as evolving?

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    yes...yes I do...and we have got to quit starting threads like this..it's just begging for people to get pissed off.

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    yes...yes I do...and we have got to quit starting threads like this..it's just begging for people to get pissed off.
    nobody is begging you to post in this thread

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    No.

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    Yes.

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