Haiku is five seven five
that's syllables don't ya know
Now please try again
The Blair Switch project
Teams fear the unknown
Lost to reluctance Spurs now own.
Haiku is five seven five
that's syllables don't ya know
Now please try again
I know...but it sounded good.
But for grins..
Defiance is thy name Blair
Other teams didn't draft me then
And now they must beware
Blair is a nightmare
He breaks your dreams of rebounds
off at the elbow
When Blair is hungry
He feats upon missed field goals
While GMs eat crow
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"That Blair is a beast,"
the Spurs steal another star,
, , , ,
Players hide and cry
Their limbs hath no greater fear
Pop unleashed the Blair
I could not play
without my ACLs
How can he?
I rise with hope
Find rebound gone
Blair's ACLs
No Anterior
But immense posterior
Roflcopter yo
Lack of ACL's?
Ain't no thang for the Beast Blair.
Another arm gone.
All the other teams
Crapped their shorts and begged of him -
"Let us live please, Beast!".
Ball, don't struggle
gravitate to your keeper
you cannot escape
there is a tombstone
upon which an arm is drawn
"The Hoop and the Arm"
Good stuff
Go get the ball Blair
Pull it down from heaven's heights
Revenge for draft night
Sequ and Kill Bill
I must tolerate again
to keep up with Spurs
Very clever.
Best haiku ever
For the first two lines but then
Thabeet can't keep up
Can one of you 'choppers get Blair in a Spurs uni?
Please please scratch my itch.
Into ditch goes Kobe .
Help! Joey Crawford!
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