Memo to the Dallas Mavericks and Josh Howard

[Amarelooms]

First to my beloved Mavs, there is no time for foolishness tonight. Come ready to play and start off with a W against a mediocre Wizards team. Don't get me all riled up tonight after I return from a hard days work.

Now on to Josh Howard....you better get your straight and come back fully healthy and ready to play. Your act of being injured is getting old fast...who are you Manu Ginobli? Get healthy and get your head right...be ready to play in 2 weeks or I'm gonna go off on your candy ass.

[AussieFanKurt]

Have fun getting destroyed by the Lakers and Spurs all season

[MavDynasty]

[dirk4mvp]

Have fun getting destroyed by the Lakers all season

That's bound to happen

Spurs

[ElNono]

Josh is constantly injured because he needs his prescription of medical marijuana...

[badfish22]

That's bound to happen

I was honestly about to post the exact same thing

Spurs don't scare me in the slightest.

[Amarelooms]

Have fun getting destroyed by the Lakers and Spurs all season

Spurs are destroying no one dummy....Mavs welcome facing da old ass Spurs...now run along

[Dunc n Dave]

Spurs are destroying no one dummy....Mavs welcome facing da old ass Spurs...now run along

That's funny coming from a Mavs fans, whose team's Top 6 players are older than the Spurs Top 6. That's like Kirstie Alley telling Beyonce she needs to lose some weight.

[Shank]

That's funny coming from a Mavs fans, whose team's Top 6 players are older than the Spurs Top 6. That's like Kirstie Alley telling Beyonce she needs to lose some weight.

Teams only use 6 players?

[spursfan09]

First to my beloved Mavs, there is no time for foolishness tonight. Come ready to play and start off with a W against a mediocre Wizards team. Don't get me all riled up tonight after I return from a hard days work.

Now on to Josh Howard....you better get your straight and come back fully healthy and ready to play. Your act of being injured is getting old fast...who are you Manu Ginobli? Get healthy and get your head right...be ready to play in 2 weeks or I'm gonna go off on your candy ass.

Howard should have better conditioning than Manu. He's younger. At least Manu tore up his body playing for 3 of his championship rings and world championship. Howard has been tearing up his body for nothing. Sucks for him!

[Dunc n Dave]

Teams only use 6 players?

OK, dumbass. Hows this for you. Let's take the Top 10 rotation guys from each team. Starters and their primary backups:
Mavs
PF Dirk - 31
SF Marion - 31
SG Howard - 29
C Damp - 34
PG Kidd -36
SG Terry - 32
PG Barea - 25
SF Ross - 28
PF Humphries - 24
C Gooden - 28

Average Age: 29.8 years

Spurs
PF Duncan - 33
SF Jefferson - 29
C McDyess - 35
SG Mason - 29
PG Parker - 27
PG Hill - 23
SG Manu - 32
SF Finley - 36
PF Blair - 20
C Bonner - 29

Average Age: 29.3

So much for old ass Spurs....

[BlackSwordsMan]

spurs

[Morg1411]

Another quality thread to prove that Mavs fans have the collective IQ of a toilet brush.

[dirk4mvp]

Thanks for pulling the thread IQ down with that post.

[Morg1411]

Thanks for pulling the thread IQ down with that post.

There was no harm I could possibly do. It's scientifically impossible to further reduce the intelligence quotient of a thread started by Mavs' fans. Ass.

[dirk4mvp]

There was no harm I could possibly do.

You made a thread started by amarelooms even dumber. Mission accomplished.

[Muser]

Let's get this started, good luck to all teams and may the best one win.

[Amarelooms]

You made a thread started by amarelooms even dumber. Mission accomplished.

STFU moron...I'm willing to bet $1000that my IQ is higher than yours and I make more than you. What a

[dirk4mvp]

STFU moron...I'm willing to bet $1000that my IQ is higher than yours and I make more than you. What a

[Amarelooms]

Exactly

[badfish22]

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

STFU moron...I'm willing to bet $1000that my IQ is higher than yours and I make more than you. What a

Exactly

Another quality thread to prove that Mavs fans have the collective IQ of a toilet brush.

By far the most accurate post in this thread.

[Spursmania]

That's funny coming from a Mavs fans, whose team's Top 6 players are older than the Spurs Top 6. That's like Kirstie Alley telling Beyonce she needs to lose some weight.

[Amarelooms]

lol at the Mavs...I'm not gonna get upset...nice try though. I'm in football mode anyway... not like we expect the mavs to win it all...another mediocre season

[Dunc n Dave]

One game into the season and already the fickle Mavs fans have gone from proclaiming their team as the 2010 champs to questioning their team's heart.

Some things never change....