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Daddy milked your wife.
I'm going as B2B's daddy:
Daddy milked your wife.
I wish my wife could produce like that. I can only imagine the money I'd save on dairy products. I offered to buy her a nice pump to keep her lactating after Chopper Jr. quit breast feeding in order to capitalize on the breast milk as a health food craze a few years back, but, alas, she turned down my generous offer.
Oh wait...were you saying the wife is a cow? I get it now....heeeheee. That was good.
I'll be stylin my zebra print Zubaz pants and Three Wolf Moon tee shirt. Might even get wild and crazy and do some Tuscan milk shots. This is the bomb. I wont even be able to go out to restaurants or bars like normal people. Homeland Security would lock down San Antonio. National Guard everywhere. I've never combined the TWO. It's going to be AWESOME. I'm gonna test it with an extended stroll around the neighborhood. Ghosts, Ghouls, and Goblins will scream and run for their alternate universe. Women will throw their moist panties at my feet like rose petals. The Weather Channel will be posting scrolling alerts at the bottom of the screen warning about Pheromone Clouds rolling across San Antonio causing riotous orgies. Such is the power of the Zubar/TWM combination. Hopefully I don't go nuclear and explode with the power of the combo. Pray for all of us.
is it too soon for a zombie michael jackson costume?
Zombie MJ is fine. You know the three second rule for dropped food? There's a three day rule for dead celebrities. After that anything goes...
No, it's perfect
The wife and I are going as an Olan Mills portrait.
I want to see that one. You would rock it.
I'm not dressing up as anything. I haven't made any plans and am thinking about wallowing in self-pity all day.
Does that look anything like wallowing in cheetos? Post pics.
Wallowing in self pity: Wallowing in Cheetos: Orange tan (?)
I already have a pic.
oh that has got me crackin' up!
I loved the begining, "Max what do you want for dinner" Max"Justice".
batman ftw! great stuff manumaniac!
A Lady Bug.
Upon confirmation of my children being elsewhere for the evening, I was hoping to be dressing down for Halloween.
That little batman boy is one creepy little f*cker...
Upon confirmation of my children being elsewhere for the evening, I was hoping to be dressing down for Halloween.
That poor dog is like, leave me the out of this crazy ass .
scaring the kid in bed
If you need any help getting into your costume you know how to reach me.Upon confirmation of my children being elsewhere for the evening, I was hoping to be dressing down for Halloween.
Probably nothing this year, due to the kid. I might buy a pimp cup, throw on my dreads, and be Lil Jon, just so I can annoy the crap out of everyone.
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