The Official lil'mo will tell B2B "how it really is" thread.

[BacktoBasics]

Tell me this isn't better than your thread trying to give us assignments. I mean even Kori got involved.

The assignment thread would have been great if people actually participated. We'd have 5 good well written well thought out posts that could have sparked a ton of debate and discussion.

[BacktoBasics]

Must be a slow day at TrailerTown...

Tell me about it

[I. Hustle]

It's probably B2B's troll anyway.

[SpursWoman]

This is going to end in a dispute that only Spurswoman can settle.

Full pics, not *artfully* cropped ones, please.

[lil'mo]

So you feel comfortable speaking for how my wife feels? How my kids behave and react to how I father them? Which by the way I have three not two..

Sure, why not? You feel comfortable in proclaiming yourself Spurstalk's own life coach. , imagine if you actually had the power to up more lives than just your own.

Why after 7 years has my wife not left me..

Because she's too fat and past her prime to find someone else? Not to mention the single mother stigma.

Act as though I've done a poor job parenting her kids. Kids by the way that aren't mine...

haha, yeah, that's real surprising!

...and aren't supported for by their real Dad. Kids that I'm not obligated to cloth, feed, provide shelter and entertainment for but do so because I feel its my responsibility to do everything I can for them. What about her brother who I found a job for. Her family that time and time again resides under our roof....for free.

Oh you're doing a real fine job teaching your kids to treat women like (their own mother, for god's sake) and curse in public (which is only the tip of the iceberg, I'm sure. If I searched, I bet I could find other threads of you bragging about how disrespectful your kids are). Yes these are fine lessons that they could have never learned with the absence of a fine father figure such as yourself.

I would think with such a concise opinion of me that you would be able to cite specific husbandry and fatherly things that I do which would directly result in either my failures or the failures of others around me.

Plus I did ask for you to make a comparison to yourself. Since you're so awesome and stuff.

There is not much comparison to be made between you and I other than I am the and you are nothing.

[I. Hustle]

The assignment thread would have been great if people actually participated. We'd have 5 good well written well thought out posts that could have sparked a ton of debate and discussion.

I'm working on it. It's just easier for me to hit this place in short bursts.

[mrsmaalox]

Tell me this isn't better than your thread trying to give us assignments. I mean even Kori got involved.

Sounds like someone didn't do his assignment

[lil'mo]

Let me get this straight. You're bitter and pissed off because we come here during working hours to pass the time with humor. Humor that you despise and hate with a passion. Therefore completely justify your need to put us beneath you with harsh criticism and insults.

I'm not putting you beneath me, you, and others, are already there.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I'm working on it. It's just easier for me to hit this place in short bursts.

[BacktoBasics]

I'm not putting you beneath me, you, and others, are already there.

My wife is 5'6'' and around 120. She's not a rail but she's not fat.

I think most parents have heard their 2 or 3 year old blurt out curse words. This isn't unique to me.

The girls are A/B students. Don't get in trouble so on and so forth.

A few rants and store confrontations hardly define what I'm all about.

[SpursWoman]

You know, I was going to chime in on how it's not uncommon to hear me make a lewd comment about a particularly large cu ber or chunk of meat at the grocery store ... or how one time even my children .... children .... started giggling uncontrollably when I was walking back to the cart in the produce section carrying two melons close to my chest. I don't think I'm going to, now ... this is a pretty rough crowd around here these days.

[CosmicCowboy]

Lil mo, I have one question. You have smack talked B2B over and over on his lack of parental skills. Do you have kids?

[lil'mo]

B2B if you send me $50 thru paypal or something I can give you lil mo's primary, non-troll screen name.

For an extra $100 I can even give you his cell phone number.

jt, do it .

[BacktoBasics]

You know, I was going to chime in on how it's not uncommon to hear me make a lewd comment about a particularly large cu ber or chunk of meat at the grocery store ... or how one time even my children .... children .... started giggling uncontrollably when I was walking back to the cart in the produce section carrying two melons close to my chest. I don't think I'm going to, now ... this is a pretty rough crowd around here these days.

nice melons. I guess when you have kids the kiddie humor is funny all over again.

[mrsmaalox]

Full pics, not *artfully* cropped ones, please.

Is there any chance you could divulge who are the ones who actually have to "crop" their pics?

[BacktoBasics]

Is there any chance you could divulge who are the ones who actually have to "crop" their pics?

I artfully crop my shots. Tastefully of course.

[lil'mo]

Lil mo, I have one question. You have smack talked B2B over and over on his lack of parental skills. Do you have kids?

[J.T.]

jt, do it .

my paypal account still shows a zero balance

someone send me some in cash and i'll out all the trolls i know for $50 a pop

[SpursWoman]

nice melons. I guess when you have kids the kiddie humor is funny all over again.

One time I noticed the biggest cu ber I'd ever seen and held it up and exclaimed, "Good God!" and looked in disbelief at the older lady standing next to me. She just kind of smirked and walked away.

[atxrocker]

Here I thought this was be some kind of ultimate smack down.

[lil'mo]

I artfully crop my shots. Tastefully of course.

How do you crop out herpes?

[BacktoBasics]

How do you crop out herpes?

:momjoke:

[SpursWoman]

How do you crop out herpes?

Healing tool.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Obviously.

But you don't usually start a thread exposing yourself so much

I see what you did there.

[EricB]

You know, I was going to chime in on how it's not uncommon to hear me make a lewd comment about a particularly large cu ber or chunk of meat at the grocery store ... or how one time even my children .... children .... started giggling uncontrollably when I was walking back to the cart in the produce section carrying two melons close to my chest. I don't think I'm going to, now ... this is a pretty rough crowd around here these days.

Back in the good old days of the forum that would've been cool.

Now you have asswhipes like lilmo hanging around just here to see themselves type on a message board acting cool.