I overkilled it? I'm sorry guys. I... I...
Good to see you all again. The tabulating software has been hard at work this week and the TPS reports are in early. You guys started off strong, faded a bit in the early part of the week but finished with a bang. I'm sure there will be hurt feelings and some people probably feel that they deserve a mention but the calculations don't lie. The math is infallible. Lets get right down to business.
POTW Honorable Mentions
RGMCSE - Your post in the Gas thread was great. Excellent work. Too bad we didn't see much of you after that.
Cosmic Cowboy - Told some great stories all week long. Very consistent contributor here.
I. Hustle - Weekend update with I. Hustle thread was awesome. Great work. I hope he does that every week because its a great way to kick off a Monday. Had he completed his daily assignment he would have been a front runner for POTW. General board moving and smack talk will just earn you Honorable Mention.
Sancha - This sharpie eyebrowed is hilarious. She was on point and didn't go for the overkill (sup tlongIII) More Sancha for all of us would be a good thing. Keep it up.
Fortune Cookie - Great advice. Very consistent. Never overplayed. Good work.
Thunder Dan - Another excellent showing from a very consistent board mover.
The Sledge Sisters Panda & Maalox - Always there. Always together to eGangBang you. Great work ladies.
Stretch - One of the more underrated posters here. Always swift and witty. Great board mover. At some point he'll earn more than a few POTW awards.
EricB - He earned Honorable Mention for being consistent all week but I'd like to see more substance out of him this upcoming week.
SpursWoman - NEED MORE SW. She's a homerun hitter with great melons. Post more.
lil'mo - HM for getting a rise and the attention from half the B2B crew. Great work.
PM5K - Probably the single most undervalued poster we have here. I'm expecting him to have a bang up week next week so lets see if he can put himself into contention.
Paki - Dude was very close to winning POTW with his getting fired thread. Too bad he balked at the assignment thread.
Joe Chalupa - The real JC.
CuckingFunt - CF brought us some interesting things to ponder in Katy's assignment thread. Generally CF is rooted in common sense and entertaining posts. You gotta love her style.
LnGrrrR - He finally was able to witness his creation this week.
Soul_Patch - Great board mover. Not afraid to speak his mind.
Fpoonsie - Expecting big things going in to next week. Lets keep up the good work
Kori Ellis - She actually posted in the Club during normal business hours.
MannyIsGod - Obviously an undisputed self proclaimed legend. Dude should be posting more. The club is a better place with more Manny. Post more friendo. Post more.
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Pansy of the Week or PanOTW
Xellos - Dude was absolutely owned in a second rate mexican restaurant by some strange women. Not only was he assulted but he rather than his assailant were removed.
Angel-Luv of the Week or ALOTHW
Blake - He truly showcased his unwavering ability to only see things the way he wants to see them. The man knows everything and has been convinced by nothing.
head(s) of the Week or DOTW
I. Hustle
Sausage
Paki
Ashbeeigh
You guys volunteered for an assignment and delivered nothing. I think the success of Katy's thread shows us the value of a good assignment day. Assignment thread will be back at least for next week after the strong finish so you can redeem yourselves if you choose. Good luck.
American Woman of the Week or AWOTH
American Women - She managed to crawl out of her walk-in refrigerator long enough to hurl her redundant insults.
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Poster of the Week
Katy - You can't argue this one bit. Consistently smug and snippy all week. She gets right to the zinger without sugar coating it. Not only did she complete the assignment but she hit it out of the park. She didn't have to share her lesbian experiences with us but she did it anyway and did in a way that brought the best out of everyone. Even Manny was surprised. She crossed a line when everyone else feared the attention. Keep up the good work.
Well guys there's always next week. Great collective job gang.
I overkilled it? I'm sorry guys. I... I...
Oh. My. s! I won something?! I didn't even know this place had awards and . Do I get some kind of money from this ? If it's a trophy you can keep it, just give me the money you were going to spend on it.
Oyes B2B, tell your wife you have to work late. I'm going to shave down there for you.
By down there I meant my Chocha. In case you didn't know what I meant.
Bull . My pink slip thread was genius.
Hey at least we got something Ash. lol
Whatever. I'll be poster of the week next week with all the free time on my hands.
Yeah I dont see that happening.
And here I was...just about to text you and ask you to come to the Spurs game with me on Saturday.
That won't be happening anymore.
YES! I just got a text from Ash
The tabulator told me that you could have been up in the running had you completed the assignment. you even got an alternate assignment.
hahaha liar
I think so too...it took off on several tangents and it attracted posters who don't frequent the Club. Good job![]()
Not that my opinion means anything around here!![]()
No, I copy and paste facts and am unconvinced by your opinions.
Thanks for the get-out-of-fail-free card.
You are ignorant...and you fail again.
Personally, I think forked_tongue should have gotten at least a rookie of the week award for this post...
That was world class ownage...Hey All,
I was ing with you. I do work with Dan, in fact I'm his boss...you know the little people friendly, disabled veteran, minority woman business owner.
Seeing as Dan got busted, decided not to come back to work so I could fire him in person and is probably crying to anyone who will listen about his "WOES" (through no fault of his own mind you) Please let him know he's been fired. His last check will be mailed when we get our key back.
ROTFLMAO. Regards- the disabled veteran, minority woman business owner.
How's that for ting in someone's drawer?
A meaningless award if it only considers posts in the Club...![]()
Awww good to see "fail" back.
It considers all posts. If you find a great thread or great post somewhere else the tabulator told me that it's perfectly acceptable to PM a link so he can see for himself.
It means something to me!
Well deserved, you rocked the Club this week!![]()
that. Tell that lazy piece of to get off his ass and cruise the other forums!
Ignorant
Im kind of shocked lil mo wasnt mentioned at all. He stirred up all kinds of and even got a thread calling him out created.
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