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  1. #101
    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    Unfortunate lil guys.
    LOL no . and that's AVERAGE! The first thing I thought when I read that was sheeeeeut! If I'm 8" does that mean that there's somebody out there that's 3" so we can average 5 1/2?

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    LOL no . and that's AVERAGE! The first thing I thought when I read that was sheeeeeut! If I'm 8" does that mean that there's somebody out there that's 3" so we can average 5 1/2?
    Hypothetically speaking, right? Or... are you... um... really????????????

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    Hypothetically speaking, right? Or... are you... um... really????????????
    LOL

    Lets just say I'm a really big guy and that part is in proportion...

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    LOL

    Lets just say I'm a really big guy and that part is in proportion...
    Can we leave the contests in my past?

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    It really is more unfortunate for the guys who are 6'0" tall to have a 5 in penis than it is the 5'7" guys that do. With all that extra body on them, it looks even smaller.

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    It really is more unfortunate for the guys who are 6'0" tall to have a 5 in penis than it is the 5'7" guys that do. With all that extra body on them, it looks even smaller.
    What if you're 5'7'' ish with a 4''. Would that look strange?

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    All I know is that the first time Marini saw CC she said "Did you see that bulge?? Either he's really well hung or has some rolls of quarters in his pocket!"

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    Can we leave the contests in my past?
    If you actually had measuring contests you should really be sharing those experiences with us in this thread.

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    If you actually had measuring contests you should really be sharing those experiences with us in this thread.
    Well, what if it was in a locker room with the football team, and there wasn't any actually measuring. Just, surveying so to speak...

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    If you actually had measuring contests you should really be sharing those experiences with us in this thread.

    He and GiG did a while back ... I was a judge.

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    The proper combination of size and skill is of course preferred, but unfortunately elusive.

    Forced to choose between a guy who was a tad small but knew how to use it, or a guy who was large but boring, I'll always go with the former. The latter situation is just... depressing.

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    What if you're 5'7'' ish with a 4''. Would that look strange?

    Are you?

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    He and GiG did a while back ... I was a judge.
    And what were the results?

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    The proper combination of size and skill is of course preferred, but unfortunately elusive.

    Forced to choose between a guy who was a tad small but knew how to use it, or a guy who was large but boring, I'll always go with the former. The latter situation is just... depressing.
    But but but...

    Ugh. I just don't know.

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    And what were the results?

    Pretty close, I believe GiG had the edge. Neither should receive any complaints, though.

    About that, anyway.

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    But but but...

    Ugh. I just don't know.
    Trust me, it's depressing.

    A few years ago I dated a guy who was, anatomically... spectacular. Spectacular. But he didn't have a clue what to do with it. I eventually had to politely and tactfully convince him to just sit still and let me use him like a toy, because every time he tried to do the work his ineptness made me almost want to cry. Just a waste.

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    Trust me, it's depressing.

    A few years ago I dated a guy who was, anatomically... spectacular. Spectacular. But he didn't have a clue what to do with it. I eventually had to politely and tactfully convince him to just sit still and let me use him like a toy, because every time he tried to do the work his ineptness made me almost want to cry. Just a waste.
    Maybe he was hoping for guidance? Some guys need that little nudge in the right direction.

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    Trust me, it's depressing.

    A few years ago I dated a guy who was, anatomically... spectacular. Spectacular. But he didn't have a clue what to do with it. I eventually had to politely and tactfully convince him to just sit still and let me use him like a toy, because every time he tried to do the work his ineptness made me almost want to cry. Just a waste.
    That was going to be my "but" argument, the use him part. How unfortunate.

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    Trust me, it's depressing.

    A few years ago I dated a guy who was, anatomically... spectacular. Spectacular. But he didn't have a clue what to do with it. I eventually had to politely and tactfully convince him to just sit still and let me use him like a toy, because every time he tried to do the work his ineptness made me almost want to cry. Just a waste.
    This guy was probably re ed, you pervert.

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    That was going to be my "but" argument, the use him part. How unfortunate.
    You can do that with a toy with batteries. Don't you want someone to be there to pull the out of your hair and make ur eyes roll back into ur head instead?

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    You can do that with a toy with batteries. Don't you want someone to be there to pull the out of your hair and make ur eyes roll back into ur head instead?
    LOL

    Assuming you ever got that lucky you are probably one of the ones she would tell to " just shut up and lay there".

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    Manscape FTW...

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    All I know is that the first time Marini saw CC she said "Did you see that bulge?? Either he's really well hung or has some rolls of quarters in his pocket!"
    You filthy liar!!! Don't make me go marini martini on you!!!

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    LOL

    Assuming you ever got that lucky you are probably one of the ones she would tell to " just shut up and lay there".

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