nothin actually
Can you believe it's another freakin month already? So eff what you did for the weekend. What did you accomplish last month? Was it a good month to complete that one project? Did you go ahead and pop that baby out that had been taking up your insides? Do you get more cooter in that one month than you did all of the other months put together?
What happened?
Oh yeah and I cleaned up in V-Bookie cash lol. Now I can buy some V-hookers. FIRST V-ROUND IS ON ME!
October was a great month. Celebrated the 11th anniversary, got one kid weaned off one of his asthma meds and got another kid reading. Also got laid a lot and ate tons of chocolate.
Now that's what the I'm talking about Des! Congrats on the getting laid and the chocolate and whatever else it was that you said.
last month, nothing big.
but this month is looking great. just bought a nose hair trimmer and thinned out the jungle.
October was hunky dunky dory![]()
We celebrated our 12 wedding anniversary on the 11th. Got back on my feet on the 29th and I'm walking again and yesterday I actually wore a regular and walked around the flea market and this morning I feel some soreness in my thighs. Good month.
Oh yeah, I also got laid a lot.
Do you have a prosthetic toe?
That doesn't tell me anything.
No, but I did get fitted for some special shoes that will have filler so that I can walk better. I don't have any real pain but I still can't quite get myself to walk on it without limping yet. Easing into it but at least I know I don't have to buy special shoes for every occasion.
The wife is very happy since I can now help around the house again and I can't milk it any longer.
October was fab.
Yep.
Paid off some bills that were bothering me for about a year. Now that it is paid... extra $$$ in my pocket a month. It's a sweet thing.
You can't milk it anymore? How does you not having that toe effect you being able to milk it? Just have your wife milk it for you then since you can't reach it.
That's what I'm sayin'. It's hooker time!
October was a good month for me. My birthday is next month.![]()
I was getting fed in bed and having everything I needed brought to me now I get "get up and get it yourself".
October was decent, I'd say.
I've been ridiculously busy with school, as always, which has provided more than its share of stress and frustration. However, I made some headway in getting my grad school applications put together, still found time to have fun with friends, avoided the many cold and flu bugs traveling around town, watched some good movies, played some good games, and had a very enjoyable Halloween. Also got laid a lot. Not anywhere near enough to compensate for the various sexual tension/flirtation things I've got going, but... still nice.
I shut it down in the month of October. Didn't really call or talk to that many people and haven't gone out once in the last six weeks. Haven't had a drink since Labor Day.
Caught up on some reading and took care of some things around the house that I've put off for months, if not years.
October went by quickly for me. I had a really eventful the weekend of the 30th.
Bo took me to the Riverwalk to walk around, which was a lot of fun. The only issue was we forgot which lot we parked our car in and so that extended our walk by a good hour and a half.
Saturday night, Halloween, Bo and I went to the Nightmare on Grayson haunted house-a first time for both of us.
I had a great time. Every time a monster jumped out at me, I stood my ground and told them, grinning, " Aww... you're cute!" Some of the monsters actually thanked me.
I really ticked a few off them off- especially the one who came running at me with a chainsaw.
I just stood my ground as he charged up to me and when he got close enough to me, I told him to shoo.
Bo wanted to know why he paid for me to go to a haunted house if I wasn't going to let myself be scared. I explained to him that the whole reason I love haunted houses because I love taunting the monsters.
I love looking scary things in the face and not flinching.
The bridge in the house was awesome- the one that makes you feel like it is spinning as you walk on it.
The haunted house was great. But the biggest event of the night was when Bo and I exited the attraction and discovered that his truck was gone!!!!!!!
One of the monsters was getting off work and he told us our car was probably stolen. Apparently that happens quite a bit in the neighborhood.
But it turn out a car was towed. A nearby policeman explained that that happens frequently.
Bo and I had parked in an apartment complex and were only parked for an hour total.
Craziness!
Methinks perhaps Bo and I ought to take a taxi downtown from now on.
Bo and I went to the Nightmare on Grayson haunted house-a first time for both of us.
I had a great time. Every time a monster jumped out at me, I stood my ground and told them, grinning, " Aww... you're cute!" Some of the monsters actually thanked me.
I really ticked a few off them off- especially the one who came running at me with a chainsaw.
I just stood my ground as he charged up to me and when he got close enough to me, I told him to shoo.
Bo wanted to know why he paid for me to go to a haunted house if I wasn't going to let myself be scared. I explained to him that the whole reason I love haunted houses because I love taunting the monsters.
I love looking scary things in the face and not flinching.
The bridge in the house was awesome- the one that makes you feel like it is spinning as you walk on it.
The haunted house was great. But the biggest event of the night was when Bo and I exited the attraction and discovered that his truck was gone!!!!!!!
One of the monsters was getting off work and he told us our car was probably stolen. Apparently that happens quite a bit in the neighborhood.
But it turn out a car was towed. A nearby policeman explained that that happens frequently.
Bo and I had parked in an apartment complex and were only parked for an hour total.
Craziness!
Yesterday, Sunday, I took Bo to the Natural Wildlife Drive through Safari that is near New Braunfels off of 1-35. Then Bo took me out to dinner at the Olive Garden where we both had a nice glass of wine.
It is the second of November which means it is officially Christmas time in the mall.
Santa will be arriving here next week. I think that that is ridiculous but I am striving to laugh about it rather than lament what I have no control over.
I hope this month passes by as quickly as October did and is as much fun as this past weekend was- minus the car trouble.![]()
October sucked. I'm counting the minutes until my birthday. That day will make everything all better.
Damn AL. Going to haunted houses and drinking. Can you say backslider?
What day does is fall on?
Why are you talking about my backside????? For shame!![]()
Don't ignore the issue. You need to go have a talk with your Pastor about your recent lack of faith. Backsliding is a serious issue. Haunted houses are the gateway to heroin use and shoplifting.
P.S.
I try (I said try) to keep it pg with you so you bringing up your backside to me is not a good idea.
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