jobs you got fired from and why

[J.T.]

I'm not sure this counts as a firing but when I worked at a bowling alley, I went to work tripping acid every day for about a month straight (not every day, just the days I worked. And some other days that I wasn't working). A few of the guys who worked there were in on it... mainly because I was middlemanning weed and vicodin deals for them (including the owner's son who also worked there). Anyway, I know for a fact one of them narced on me. I didn't necessarily get fired but I slowly stopped getting assigned shifts and at that point found a better paying job and moved on with my life.

Tell you what though, tripping in a bowling alley is like living inside a ing video game. was so cash.

My cousin threatened to fire me about a hundred times when I worked for him, most of the time for coming to work stoned, but he never followed through. Pussy.

[Blake]

I'm not sure this counts as a firing but when I worked at a bowling alley, I went to work tripping acid every day for about a month straight (not every day, just the days I worked. And some other days that I wasn't working). A few of the guys who worked there were in on it... mainly because I was middlemanning weed and vicodin deals for them (including the owner's son who also worked there). Anyway, I know for a fact one of them narced on me. I didn't necessarily get fired but I slowly stopped getting assigned shifts and at that point found a better paying job and moved on with my life.

Tell you what though, tripping in a bowling alley is like living inside a ing video game. was so cash.

My cousin threatened to fire me about a hundred times when I worked for him, most of the time for coming to work stoned, but he never followed through. Pussy.

hilarious

I thought being stoned was part of the bowling alley guy job description

[BRHornet45]

sons MannyisGod was fired from his old job at the Sperm Bank ... he got caught drinking on the job.

[stretch]

Anyway, I know for a fact one of them narced on me.

somebody narc'd me out!!!