Assignment Thread - stretch

[stretch]

The assignment given to me by B2B:

Tomorrow God reveals himself to all of us. He is essentially what we expected. He is in fact the creator of everything we know. He offers to help realign our planet with peace and harmony. He'll serve as a mentor and mediator to all the worlds countries. He is all that is good and positive. He's the epitome of perfection and tranquility. His presence is designed to bring us all together as one whole world.

Over the next two or so weeks he also reveals that even though he created this world and all the worlds around us he can't or won't or hasn't ever decided the fate of any one man, women, child or animal. He's given us the power to ultimately choose our own paths free of his powers of control. He still commands our worship as our God. He arrived to help us right our wrongs but that will not nor ever consist of genocide. It will never consist of him control anything mortal as a pawn. He created it but will never control it. Only preach to it.

Along with this he's also revealed that as our creator he didn't create any form of salvation or afterlife. Just out state of being. We are in turn randomly reincarnated as another child. Completely free and separate of our past lives. Who we are has no effect on who we become next. Its just a cycle of life.

How does this change things? Does it change things for those who devote their entire lives to his worship? With no afterlife and no heaven or so to speak after our death....do the most devout or for that matter anyone still worship our creator for what he really. The birth of everything we know.

there will be a prophecy made, of one who will be born with the ability to change the world as he sees fit

this man will not know of his hidden powers and when those who find him, show him the truth about everything and his abilities, it will almost result in him dying mentally

his name will be leo

but he will eventually come through and learn 128 types of karate and be able to kick some serious butt

unfortunately, there will be one who stands in his way... the epitome of ignorance, stupidity, and everything that is wrong with humans... blake.

they will encounter each other in many battles that despite losing every time, blake still believes he is winning

blake will eventually learn how to make other people morph into clones of him

however, the complete and utter ignorance of blake eventually causes a cataclysmic explosion and he dies, resulting in an everlasting peace of the world and perfection for all humankind

/thread

[Kermit]

This has potential.

[Phillip]

this is the stupidest thing ive ever read

[lebomb]

Wait?................hugh?....uh......what?

[IronMexican]

[BacktoBasics]

Ummm hmmm

[Neo.]

This sounds familiar.

[PM5K]

[I. Hustle]

[mavs>spurs2]

unfortunately, there will be one who stands in his way... the epitome of ignorance, stupidity, and everything that is wrong with humans... blake.

they will encounter each other in many battles that despite losing every time, blake still believes he is winning

damn, you nailed Blake dead on

[Blake]

damn, you nailed Blake dead on

nah, your screen name is automatic loss before you even start.

4>0

[Blake]

The assignment given to me by B2B:



there will be a prophecy made, of one who will be born with the ability to change the world as he sees fit

this man will not know of his hidden powers and when those who find him, show him the truth about everything and his abilities, it will almost result in him dying mentally

his name will be leo

but he will eventually come through and learn 128 types of karate and be able to kick some serious butt

unfortunately, there will be one who stands in his way... the epitome of ignorance, stupidity, and everything that is wrong with humans... blake.

they will encounter each other in many battles that despite losing every time, blake still believes he is winning

blake will eventually learn how to make other people morph into clones of him

however, the complete and utter ignorance of blake eventually causes a cataclysmic explosion and he dies, resulting in an everlasting peace of the world and perfection for all humankind

/thread

I like it. Needs to be made into a trilogy.

Of course, I'm trying to figure out how a cataclysmic explosion only results in my death alone......and are my clones dead?

what happens to Leo and what's the point of his existence if I blow myself up?

[mavs>spurs2]

nah, your screen name is automatic loss before you even start.

4>0

This isn't about me, it's about you always getting your ass kicked on these boards and somehow always thinking that you're winning, baggery not withstanding

4-1 got

[Blake]

I'm trying to make this about me, even though it's about you. I am always getting my ass kicked on these boards by you and somehow I always think that I'm winning because of my baggery

It's 4-1 because I'm a got

[mavs>spurs2]

actually it's 4-1 because that's the score of the mavs/spurs series last year

[Blake]

actually it's 4-1 because that's the score of the mavs/spurs series last year

if you want to change your screen name to mavs2008>spurs2008 then that would save you the constant failing.

[z0sa]

so its not just me owning Blake time and time again

[Blake]

so its not just me owning Blake time and time again

no it's not just you......all of the losers I have owned like you make this statement......I've forced miamiheat, phenomenaul and whottt to put me on ignore.....I wouldn't be surprised if an idiot like you is next on this list.

you thinking the universe is only a few hundred thousand years old is just self ownage all the way around.....

[z0sa]

no it's not just you......all of the losers I have owned like you make this statement......I've forced miamiheat, phenomenaul and whottt to put me on ignore.....I wouldn't be surprised if an idiot like you is next on this list.

you thinking the universe is only a few hundred thousand years old is just self ownage all the way around.....

lol keep up the denial, dumb who loses every debate he enters.

The fact most people think my beliefs are total bull and I still own you does speak for itself.

[mavs>spurs2]

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[mavs>spurs2]

no it's not just you......all of the losers I have owned like you make this statement......I've forced miamiheat, phenomenaul and whottt to put me on ignore.....I wouldn't be surprised if an idiot like you is next on this list.

you thinking the universe is only a few hundred thousand years old is just self ownage all the way around.....

You haven't owned anyone, they just think you're annoying. You get owned time and time again and like stretch pointed out, you're too dumb to see it and still think in your mind that you're winning. You don't get under my skin enough to put you on ignore, so I just keep randomly ing with you from time to time. I can't take you seriously, but it's kind of fun to poke at you from time to time. The hilarity probably comes from the fact that you're the biggest fail I've ever seen in my 21 years.

[LOL texans]

lol blake

[Blake]

lol keep up the denial, dumb who loses every debate he enters.

The fact most people think my beliefs are total bull and I still own you does speak for itself.

The fact that you acknowledge that most people think your beliefs are total bull speaks for itself.

I didn't even have to try this time. Nice job.

[Blake]

You haven't owned anyone, they just think you're annoying. You get owned time and time again and like stretch pointed out, you're too dumb to see it and still think in your mind that you're winning. You don't get under my skin enough to put you on ignore, so I just keep randomly ing with you from time to time. I can't take you seriously, but it's kind of fun to poke at you from time to time. The hilarity probably comes from the fact that you're the biggest fail I've ever seen in my 21 years.

Figures you are 21 with the way you obsessively rant with gems such as this you left on my profile page:

You flesh forkin pornocchio lego headed tony danza wanna be ass ard of Oz hippie communist. youre some bucktooth crosseyed sister in hillbilly trying to a virgin underaged phutak girl with chalk while doing some straight sexual country music special olympics gay with the other hand. you lord of the flies lookin ass muther er. you prolly dream of a picnics with jeffrey damer every night.

You obviously don't know what ownage means.

friggin hilarious.

[Höfner]

Umm... what's "meltdowning"?