Caption Kobe

[cobbler]

as for the caption... Pau says "Hey Kobe, I hear AI wants to come play for the Lakers"

[Laker-fan-in-SanAnto]

as for the caption... Pau says "Hey Kobe, I hear AI wants to come play for the Lakers"

Beat me to it

[Culburn369]

no ... drop her off the coast 25 miles and wait for the tsunami.

No, the DM (Displacement Measurement) is my own concoction. You need 2 yardsticks & a 12" ruler. The wife or girlfriend must be naked to take this measurement. You have her stand straight up, feet flat on the floor, no tippy toes, or, dramatic sticking out of the hindquarters. You take one yardstick and place it along her back till it just rests where the very top of the crack commences. You take the second yardstick and place it at the apex of the right ass cheek, where it is at it's fullest & plumpest. You then simply place the ruler twixt the two yardsticks & viola your DM is declared. We did this when we first got married & Katie had a swell DM at a smidge over 7".

[cobbler]

Im just not into fat chicks. The girl in the sig is absolutely horrid.

[Culburn369]

Im just not into fat chicks. The girl in the sig is absolutely horrid.

Its freakish, and then she oiled it to make matters worse.

[birdy219]

EWWWW, Chris Paul made an assist, now that's down right disgusting.

[DJ Mbenga]

caption this es:

[Culburn369]

caption this es:

"It's over, Kobe, you've rang/sans Daddy."

[Lakers999]

first caption:

Pau: So how are the chicks in Denver?


second caption:

Kobe: Okay DJ now turn your head to the left and cough twice