Chest Bump Fail.
matt bonner pulling a KG hahaha good one..
calderon and the raptors
Calderon is falling for Bonner.
Matt Bonner and Jose Calderon: Along Came Polly reenactment, scene 1 take 1....and action:
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Somebody make a "Chest Bump Fail" picture. lol
Some Spurs fans complain about the slobbering that Bonner gets periodically but Jose is prepared to take it to another level.
In a bizarre turn of events late in the 3rd quarter Monday night, Toronto guard Jose Calderon, in a baffling lapse of basketball fundamentals, placed the ball down to set a screen for himself, while attempting to dribble San Antonio forward/center Matt Bonner into the paint.
Or... Bonner~"Wrong ball Jose"
Calderon: Curse these redheads and their raw animal magnetism!
Good one!
In a shocking turn of events, not too long after the assault of a bat by Ginobili, it was revealed that Jose Calderon was not only the starting point-guard of the Raptors but a Vampire -- reports claim Calderon was infuriated by the way in which one of his brethren had been humiliated by the Spurs' star sixth-man and, as sources have revealed, he 'swore revenge'. Calderon, seizing his first opportunity to right the perceived wrong perpetrated by Ginobili, charged Ginobili during Monday nights Spurs-Raptors game but was cut off at the pass by one Matt Bonner (seen above) and his improvised version of a wooden steak -- The blood-thirsty assailant's heart was directly hit by the 'wooden stake' and his life ceased before emergency responders could arrive.
Using the same incredible leg strength that propelled him to a thunderous dunk tonight, prankster Matt Bonner shoved the entire world down by about a foot with unfortunate results for Jose Calderon.
wow. very creative. that must've taken a good half hour to write.
"Pinche gringo pendejo, Muévete!"
MB: Want seconds ?
i think thats what you call a walking blowjob
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