"Thank You" cards for the overjoyed Dallas Cowboys fan

[Spursfan092120]

"Thank You" Cards for the Overjoyed Dallas Cowboys' Fan

by Gene Strother

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...as-cowboys-fan


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On this glorious Monday morning in Dallas, the morning after the biggest Cowboys win in two years, this enterprising entrepreneur is busy designing "Thank You" cards for the Cowboys fan too busy to write his own. The window for such a venture is very, very small, so I am wasting no time.
Here are a few of the offerings from the newly-formed Silver-and-Blue-Blood Hallmark Moment Press.

To Andy Reid
Dear Coach Reid,
Thank you for angering the football gods, annoying the officials, and poking Philadelphia fans in their bloodshot eyes, waving red flags like a demented matador with a death wish, and kicking a useless field goal with precious little time left and no timeouts in your pocket.
PS: My brother thinks you have David Akers on your fantasy team. Is this true?

To Victor Butler
Victor,
Thank you for making a play every single time you get an opportunity to do so (which is not very often, for some reason known only to Wade Phillips). Your shoestring tackle of Donovan McNabb was a game-saver. We owe you. More importantly, Wade owes you a closer look.

To Tony Romo
Tony,
Thank you for growing up before our eyes. You turned your cap around, protected the football, withstood the blitz storm, made just enough positive plays, took sacks rather than throwing the ball up for grabs, and didn't once use the word "fun" in your post-game interview.

To Miles Austin
Mr. Austin,
Thank you for being the anti-T.O.

To Roy Williams
R.W.,
Thank you for navigating your way through all the "baiting" by local media types without going all T.O. on everybody.

To DeMarcus Ware
DeMarcus,
Thank you. Just...thank you.

To Greg Ellis
Greg,
Thank you for taking your ing to Oakland. You would not believe the difference in at ude now that you are not a "team-leader," and Keith Brooking is.

To the Month of November
Thank you for being so kind to Romo and his Cowboys. Thirteen straight wins under your umbrella. No one has done that since 1950. Oh, and thank you for Thanksgiving and turkey and football (and family that helps eat the turkey and doesn't interfere with the football).

To Santa
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is a December to remember for something besides late-season collapses.
Thanks.

These are just a few of the cards we are rolling out for the elated fan. Get yours now! Supplies are limited.

Read Gene at silverandblueblood.com

[Drachen]

[QUOTE=Spursfan092120]
PS: My brother thinks you have David Akers on your fantasy team. Is this true?
[QUOTE]

I do! Thank you Andy Reid!

[J.T.]

Once again bromosexual, we don't need fourteen threads about the day-to-day on life as a Cowboys fan. You have a season thread. Use it. Don't make us do you like we did the UTSA crew.

[Spursfan092120]

Once again bromosexual, we don't need fourteen threads about the day-to-day on life as a Cowboys fan. You have a season thread. Use it. Don't make us do you like we did the UTSA crew.

just throwin it out there.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I didn't realize the season was over and the Cowboys won the championship. It really seems as much with threads like these.

[BUMP]

Once again bromosexual, we don't need fourteen threads about the day-to-day on life as a Cowboys fan. You have a season thread. Use it. Don't make us do you like we did the UTSA crew.

Who died and made you moderator?

[SpuronyourFace]

Who died and made you moderator?

Exactly, J.T., why don't you go moderate a ..mkay.

[benefactor]

I didn't realize the season was over and the Cowboys won the championship. It really seems as much with threads like these.

Let them be. They need all the postive things they can get before December gets here.

[samikeyp]

Its a funny article, but IMO should be in the season thread.

[Spursfan092120]

Let them be. They need all the postive things they can get before December gets here.

Yeah...but it's not that bad..at least we're not the Texans.

Its a funny article, but IMO should be in the season thread.

yeah...probably should have..my bad.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Yeah...but it's not that bad..at least we're not the Texans.

I'll take 5-4 after 9 games. Having been through the past 7 years 5-4 looks ing great. I'd rather be happy about 5-4 than a bag Cowboys fan that believes they are the best team in football after a win against the same team that lost to Oakland.

[Goran Dragic]

Exactly, J.T., why don't you go moderate a ..mkay.

No school today?

[BUMP]

I'll take 5-4 after 9 games.

Pretty sad and pathetic

But then again, what would you expect from a Texans fan?

[J.T.]

Who died and made you moderator?

I've always been mod of the NFL forum.

[monosylab1k]

I've always been mod of the NFL forum.

Then why didn't you ban me after I insulted St. Dungy?

[J.T.]

Then why didn't you ban me after I insulted St. Dungy?

You should know better than to ask a stoner why he procrastinates.

[Spursfan092120]

I'll take 5-4 after 9 games. Having been through the past 7 years 5-4 looks ing great. I'd rather be happy about 5-4 than a bag Cowboys fan that believes they are the best team in football after a win against the same team that lost to Oakland.

Who said we're the best team in football? I know I didn't. We're not even the best team in the NFC right now...maybe 3rd.

[BUMP]

I've always been mod of the NFL forum.

Colts suck

[J.T.]

Cowboys suck

[Whisky Dog]

Lol ing pussies trying to be mods. Why the do you s care how many threads are made when it's not even your site? Go ahead 90210, start a thread every time Romo bangs a new blonde or Wade eats another jelly doughnut - these wannabe rulers. I bet these es all volunteered to be hall monitors in school

[symple19]

Lol ing pussies trying to be mods. Why the do you s care how many threads are made when it's not even your site? Go ahead 90210, start a thread every time Romo bangs a new blonde or Wade eats another jelly doughnut - these wannabe rulers. I bet these es all volunteered to be hall monitors in school

lol cowboys

[SpuronyourFace]

No school today?

Yes, J.T., I have classes 5 days a week.

[SpuronyourFace]

I'll take 5-4 after 9 games. Having been through the past 7 years 5-4 looks ing great. I'd rather be happy about 5-4 than a bag Cowboys fan that believes they are the best team in football after a win against the same team that lost to Oakland.

lol Texan fan putting words Cowboys fan mouth because making up is the best he can come up with

[SpuronyourFace]

Pretty sad and pathetic

But then again, what would you expect from a Texans fan?

After some deliberation, we should go easy on Texan fan this week. Its was a horrible football weekend for them since Matt Shaub cost them a chance to get a win at Indy. That, along with the "hated" Cowboys winning has got to be tough on them.

[Spursfan092120]

lol cowboys

lol 3-5