dude it wasn't her chimp, some stupid selfish out there had to have a chimp pet and her selfishness caused someone to look like THAT.
This stuff makes me fear chimps now.
I don't feel sorry for her. , if she wants it, she's probably got a career in Spurs cheerleading. It would be a significant upgrade.
dude it wasn't her chimp, some stupid selfish out there had to have a chimp pet and her selfishness caused someone to look like THAT.
This stuff makes me fear chimps now.
Don't worry. I spit on a monkey once. Those ers have it coming.
Sorry, I didn't look at the photos.
I wasn't doubting that chimps are vicious, I was merely questioning the details - I've never heard of a chimp weighing 200lbs, and I was thinking they might be able to get a few fingers in their mouth, but not a whole hand. Then again, I'm looking at my own hands which are huge, whereas women's hands are generally pretty small, so my mistake.
I withdraw my objections given that I've been proven massively incorrect! I figured this might be some kind of set-up like the balloon boy, but boy was I wrong.![]()
Nah, that chimp, named Moe, only bit a cop and chewed some ladies finger off. Two other chimps attacked that couple when visiting Moe and chewed the husband's balls, nose and foot off. Plus, they took several chunks out of his ass and legs.
And this is definitely an American chimp:
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Chimps should never be pets. I think a lot of people mistake them for orangutans (docile/gentle). If these people had ever taken the time to research chimpanzee's, they would know that they can be vicious almost to the point of being sadistic. In the wild there are many do ented cases of several chimps holding one down while others rip him apart. When they reach there teenage years their entire demeanor changes drastically. Why the would you want that in your house?![]()
What is even worst is some woman have sex with the chimps that abuse them.
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I thought this was about Michael Jackson
I keep hawking this book, but oh well.
Read it. Primates are far beyond (ie more vicious, advanced) most people's perception of them.
I did a lot of volunteer work at a chimp sanctuary here in SA a few years ago when it was raided by the state for mis-management. They had at least 50 or 60 chimps there. The males reacted a lot better with females...They didn't like me at all because I was such a big male and they viewed me as compe ion/threat...they would jump up and down and scream and then in their hands and try to throw it at me...fortunately they were very bad shots...there was no way I was getting close to those bad asses...
Chimps in the wild:
murder
practice infanticide
cannibalize
You have to be insane to have one.
I forgot where I heard this, but it was from some animal expert guy..he was talking about how celebrities that own these types of animals, lions, bears, and whatever as pets..they often tell him that they own them and have never had problems with aggression..he said an obvious statement that seems to be ignored by these people, which is that all it takes is ONE attack and it's over for you..
I still can’t get over the bravado in this thread…
I have huge hands & even I would have difficulty tearing someone’s face off….
I worked at a gorilla rescue center & the male gorilla’s trembled in my presence…
What is with you Texans…?![]()
Don't be so hard on FluffnNotReadyOzStale in his country Australia they think Crocodiles are dogs.
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And people wonder why Micheal Jackson got rid of Bubbles.
Not that you are still arguing the point but Chimp's have pretty big mouths, and big teeth, including big canines. They aren't big when they are little but those old chimps have a pretty fearsome looking set of choppers.
That's the best picture I could find right now, but they get a lot bigger than that.
dumbass! it's symple to see through your shtick here at ST and your lack of intelligence. in' moron!
Chimps , even the little 60-70lb Gibbons can rip your arms out of their sockets. And I wouldn't cozy up to an Orangutan either, they are stronger than Chimps are.
I agree 100% with CBF. People that want to around with these wild animals like they are just a dog or cat are idiots. And it's usually about control, attention or ego and it's hard to feel sorry for them when they are the dumbass and their dumbass action usually not only leads to their death or injury, but the animal's as well.
Or in this case a woman's life was thoroughly destroyed by a cute little monkey having an anxiety attack.
I bet that stupid woman did give him xanax regularly too...she seemed to think he was human in every other way so I don't know why she would draw the line there.
I don't care how docile people think they are...that is an illusion.
Yeah it's one thing if they work with animals and have a valid reason, even to educate people...but for a pet? Those people are truly idiots.
By far the biggest bag to ever live on this planet was that idiot that ed around with those bears in Alaska.
Got himself, his girlfriend, and one of his precious bears killed.
I cannot understand why in the people consider that some kind of poignant story, as this dude was a total ing idiot. And what he did prove? That Bears are predictably unpredictable and can kill you pretty easily.
It's one thing if he's trying do some kind of study, but this idiot was purely on an ego trip...taking his girlfriend out there like it was a typical camping trip or something. A true idiot.
That sounds like good man. I read the free google preview of the book but unfortunately it was a bunch of rudimentary evolution crap anyone with a decent science background would know.
One of the few recent occurances where whottt and i can smoke a bowl and agree to it.
That dude that danced with the bears was a selfish asshole. If you get away with that ten times, okay, post some papers, publish a book, produce a movie. But he had to kept on doing it. And doing it. And doing it. Thinking he was so god damn special and precious and his loved ones' connection with him was well worth risking for his selfish selfish tendencies.
Total jackass. I only hope people that selfish reap what they sow. I feel for this woman so much because she is the victim of the proclivities of some stupid selfish who had to have a cool pet. A PET!!!!
I am telling you all straight up right now, if I ever get that physically maimed, I would demand that the doctor ing kill me. That is not living. This poor woman said on Oprah how all she wants is to taste a pizza and a hamburger. And she can't because she has to be fed thru a tube the rest of her life. That is not living. It's like when you wake up from something so horribly skewed from what should be normal you wake up in an alternate world. Like an episode of Twilight Zone or Tales From The Darkside. Eventually you get slapped in the face that this is your life, this is reality. Call me a weakling, but I would never want to live like that. I'd want it to end.
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