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<Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy s a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl s just two guys in a year, she's a . So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a ty lock. That shut her up.
Via bash.org (one of the funniest sites ever, for what it's worth)
http://bash.org/?908184#d%27
LOL So True
Im definantly using that line.
women are the ones that set up those rules, the dude that gets all the girls , gets more the girls, (ie david spade) the girl that s alot of guys is called a by her friends behind her back
social constructs are what bind us all to our les
<Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy s a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl s just two guys in a year, she's a . So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a ty lock. That shut her up.
Via bash.org (one of the funniest sites ever, for what it's worth)
http://bash.org/?908184#d%27
Can't mess with truth.
Spare key.
lol
So true! You should have done a victory dance.
Saw that on Digg yesterday. Laughed-MAO Can't wait to try it out the next time said debate comes up.
Hmmm. Interesting perspective.
I am sooooooo late to the internet...
http://bash.org/?104383bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me , I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
ing laughing out loud.
Again, late to the internet.
http://bash.org/?180081<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha
ahahaha, WOW DR those are olllllllllllllllllllld.
most of that is from mirc chat?
Will you STOP posting sexy . I've never met USER, but I'm sure he'd wanna kick my ass with all the things going on in my head.Spare key.
Jaffies thinks a dildo is sexy. Lulz. I guess we know what to get him for his bday.Will you STOP posting sexy . I've never met USER, but I'm sure he'd wanna kick my ass with all the things going on in my head.
Sexy, is SW using a "Spare key".
and my birthday just passed.
even girls have found this funny
i gotta say, i laughed hard all over again
but I first read those when I was like 16 years old in 1999.....
also, if i remember correctly, back in 1999 that robe and wizard hat thing was done by a blogger who would go into chat rooms and then do this stuff and post it on her website.
she was kinda pretty if i remember correctly. she also did the 'im 14 yo girl' thing
she was Chris Hanson before Chris Hanson
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<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
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