Hmmmm, I currently have 8 employees under my supervision here so 1.84 of them have had sex in this office. Creepy. Makes me glad I've got a lot of hand sanitizer around here.
Hmmmm, I currently have 8 employees under my supervision here so 1.84 of them have had sex in this office. Creepy. Makes me glad I've got a lot of hand sanitizer around here.
Well, including you the %-age goes to 2.07. Hmmmm. You should just spray everyone down when they walk in.
I already checked that one off my list.
For some reason, I think that percentage should be higher.
Been there, done that![]()
But a lot of folks must not be admitting it cuz 23% sounds pretty low. I've always worked in hospitals and those places are pretty much a fest.
Let's. You start.
Hm....not yet.
If you change jobs, do you have to repeat yourself to stay within the 23%?
Well it should be easy to find one of the perpetrators.
Just look for the one that is 84% of a person. They will probably be missing limbs and the such.
Gottamn necros.
I've heard that hospital staff are horny dogs.
Been there, done that. Do you want to know the room#?![]()
What if you work from home?![]()
Never had sex...but i got a face full of while sitting in my cubicle one night.
Not sure if that counts...
Were you motorboating or was it an accident?
Used to do it all the time when I worked at West, that was over ten years ago.
I wasn't necessarily "motorboating"...there was some kissing going on and i just decided to explore the boobage (with my face).
Too bad. I'm sure she would've loved it.
Yeah every woman loves spit all over her breasts...
Certainly you do.
it's hard to be taken serious if you just start motorboating a chick
How serious do you want to be taken if you're exploring some chick's boobage at your cubicle?
I walk in on it. They were old..early 40's...argh.
Serious enough to catch a handy.
So did you like it?![]()
The percentage is way higher if you count those who haveoff in the office but when you add a partner the percentage drops.
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