Use that special calculator.![]()
I have taken a leak in at least 60% of the garages downtown. Then again im sure there isnt a garage in downtown Austin that hasnt been pissed on. Ive even seen drunk ass girls pop a squat.
Use that special calculator.![]()
With all the parties I used to throw in my late teens early 20sm half of my hometown has pissed in my parents yard.
When it's dark outside, I pee outside. Every time.
this should be common knowledge and i would agree with the others it has to be higher than 85%
the other 15 % urinated in someone else's yard.
It is a guy thing. I made sure that as soon as my son had the whole aiming thing down he was instructed on the necessity of peeing outside. BUT, there are certain ground rules to follow:
1. Always pee downwind, you don't want that stream blowing back on your pants and shoes.
2. Don't stand directly next to another guy when peeing outside, there is plenty of room in the great outdoors.
3. Always shake the snake before you put him back in his hiding spot.
4. Never, and I mean NEVER pee outside when there is someone close by with a camera.
5. If possible, don't pee on uneven terrain. It's no fun doing a face plant in a steaming puddle of your own urine.
Yep.
I did it last Saturday night.
Oh it wasn't a planter.............
check the bra racks.
lol numerous times after a run or working outside. I am one with nature.
i do it when im working out in my garage and im too lazy to take off my gloves
Actually that was kind of the topic for tomorrow: 18% of men polled claim to have pleasured themselves in a store's lingerie dept.!!![]()
After a nice dinner I like to go out back and get some fresh air and I more often than not get the urge.
The le of the thread should be 15% of men won't admit to urinating in their yard.
% has to be head to head with masturbating
That's gotta be wrong, the percentage should be higher than that.![]()
Wait...only 85% of men said "Yes"?
WTF...who are the 15% who havent or who are adverse to doing so?!
Bam. Truer words have never been spoken.
What does dark have to do with it? Of course, it helps to have a big yard with lots of trees/shrubs so the neighbors can't see what is going on...
Yeah, you live on land. We suburbanites have the Police to worry about. If your neighbor catches you pissing in your backyard and calls the cops, youre on the sex offender list.
So, dark it is.
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