85% of men claim they've urinated in their yard

[mrsmaalox]

Is this true??

[I. Hustle]

Guilty as charged

[mavs>spurs2]

yes. one time in high school i was locked out after a basketball game, my parents weren't home, and i had to go

[ginobili's bald spot]

yea. Why not?

[u2sarajevo]

My dog does. But she's a girl so......

[Lebowski Brickowski]

not true -- it's gotta be 100%

[desflood]

not true -- it's gotta be 100%

I know that 100% of the men in my immediate family have

[Spurminator]

Saves water

[phyzik]

yeah, it has to be closer to 100%. I do it almost every time I find myself outside and drinking beer.

[PM5K]

I agree, closer to 100%

[JoeChalupa]

I can make that claim.

[koriwhat]

guilty. i caught some 20 yr old dude trying to piss in my yard the other night after some big party next door and scared the out of him from about 30 feet away. yelled, "stop pissing in my bushes asshole!' and he jumped in his car and sped off, i wonder if it hurt to just stop pissing like that because i know it would've hurt me to do so.

[JudynTX]

Just look for the yellow stains.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Last time I did it was right after we moved into our current home. There was some foul up in transferring our water service so they turned the water off on a Friday afternoon and couldn't resolve the issue until Monday.

[mrsmaalox]

Just look for the yellow stains.

Dammit all this time I thought it was dog piss killing my grass!!!

[ginobili's bald spot]

Any man who hasn't pissed in his yard isn't a real man.

[PM5K]

Maybe the actual numbers are 85% in their yard, 100% in some yard including their own.

[Dex]

Definitely.

There is always a good reason for it (being unable to go inside, crowded bathroom, etc), but that ish happens all the time I'm sure. I don't think any guy who has the choice between bathroom and yard is gonna choose the yard, but sometimes nature calls when it's not convenient to answer.

[Dex]

Maybe the actual numbers are 85% in their yard, 100% in some yard including their own.

Good call. I've peed in other yards before too.

(With permission, you scoundrels.)

Being a guy has its conveniences.

[stretch]

i do it at least once a month

[The Reckoning]

beer and fences make a nice combo

[Höfner]

I'm in the back of the lot, the door is on of the side facing an alleyway and obscured by trees from any backyards. I'm upstairs and I frequently piss off the side into the leaves, especially when drinking. Now that its getting colder I'll stop but whenever its warm I just go out there for a breath of fresh air plus computer and TV is right here next to the door

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ha. How about a dillard's?

[CosmicCowboy]

yeah! I would have figured 100%.

[mrsmaalox]

Ha. How about a dillard's?

Good point. I'll see if I can find the percentages for peeing in planters at department stores.