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Original 90210 Edition.
Honorable Mention
Dylan McCay/Cosmic Cowboy - Dark sexy and always willing to share his unpopular opinion but in the end you'll find that he's warm and compassionate with a dark rebellious past.
Brandon Walsh/I. Hustle - Desperately trying to find his place in an awkward California. Secretly fits in well with all the chics and is a nice contradiction to his best pal/arc enemy Dylan/Cosmic.
Steve Sanders/Stretch - Rocks a kick ass Mullet. Everyone wants to be friends with a guy like this. Always trendy, always sexy, always smiling at all the right times. We love you Steve.
David Silver/PM5K - Geeky at first but developed into the dude who banged all the chics with the best hooters. Capable of getting over in nearly every situation.
Nat/Joe Chalupa - Unusual voice of reason that nobody really listened to. In the end he's always right. Can make and eat good pie.
Jim Walsh/Homeland Security - Sometimes he's out there but in the end he's one of the quite leaders of the pack. Voice of common sense and reason.
Andrea Zuckerman/Blake - Secretly wants to Brandon/I. Hustle. Scatter brain who never could get passed her own insecurities to land the man she really wanted. Ends up with an annoying, controlling moron of a mexican and has an even more annoying child.
Valerie Malone/Katy - Hot, classy, smart and willing to be non-confrontational when it bodes well for position. We all got wood when she sparked it up just to let us all know she has a seductive dark side.
Cindy Walsh/Angel_Luv - Sometimes she makes sense. Sometimes she doesn't but in the end she just wants to bake some cookies and see everyone be happy.
Clare Arnold/Cucking Funt - Crafty. Swarmy. Lesbian that bangs dudes on the side for kicks. We love her. America loves her.
That kid who accidentally shot himself/Wild Cobra - We all clapped when we heard the gunshot.
POTW
Kelly Taylor and Brenda Walsh/ The Banger Sisters Panda and Maalox- These two best friends swap men around like little kids do trading cards but hey its their world and we're just visiting. We know Brenda can be a and Kelly knows everything but we can't stop watching either one of them if we tried.
So wait a minute. Blake wants to bone?
I love 90210 (and not the new ) but this is ridiculously gay.
What was the tabulator thinking?
So who did Brandon end up boning on the show? I remember in midle school all the chicks watched it and the only episode I saw was where that kid shot himself which was awesome.
This award just lost all credibility. First with the 90210 theme and then awarding it to two of the Grannie clan.
Brandon and Kelly were together as a couple on the show for a while. I can't remember if he ever ed Andrea. Can someone help me out on that one?
Jealous much?
Well Kelly wasn't on the list and I am not boning Blake no matter how pretty he is.
I win!![]()
I would like to see a celebrity version of all the different awards based on news headlines for the week.
Someone please let the Tabulator know.
I never saw a single episode of that show. A question for those in the know: Does any of this make any sense?
Hey, that's interesting. I wouldn't mind one using Star Trek characters.
I've never seen a single episode of that show either. Gawd I hope I never banged any of those dorks!!
On second look, I hope I banged Dylan![]()
No award named after Donna's dyslexic ass for the least intelligible poster?
The tabulator said he wouldn't mind if you helped put that together. Apparently Star Trek was a serious consideration but would have taken up too much time to create.
And Valerie had sex with almost every guy on that show. Thanks a lot.
Someone has wasted 100% of their time.
Apparently the tabulator wants to not-so-secretly Cosmic Cowboy
Not sure how much help I'd be, but it sounds like an interesting challenge. I'm up for it. Perhaps not next week, though. Three kids home on Thanksgiving break means very little computer time for mom.
Hate to let you down but that doesn't mean it's going to happen in real life. I mean you probably could bone a lot of dudes but I don't think that it will have anything to do with this thread.
I thought this meant that 90210 was the poster of the week
There will be no POTW next week. The tabulator is off for Thanksgiving. The following week he'll return.
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