got an email from the wife.

[clambake]

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of

[MaNuMaNiAc]

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of

that's actually pretty good

[Strike]

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make worse. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a trap. If you give her a house, she'll give you a mess. If you give her groceries, she'll give you an at ude when you ask "what's for dinner?" If you give her a smile, she'll ask you "why are you smiling? The garbage isn't going to take itself out!" She multiplies her pounds and enlarges her ass. And, if don't give her your money, be ready to receive a ton of

Fixed.

[BacktoBasics]

If you punch her in the face does this mean she'll beat your meat?

[Strike]

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of

Now that I think about it, based on that, the only time a woman gives you anything is after you give her something. Huh. Sounds about right.

[Strike]

If you punch her in the face does this mean she'll beat your meat?

WIN!!!

[clambake]

damn strike. issues?

[Strike]

Getting a divorce. But it's not like I'm bitter or anything.

[clambake]

Getting a divorce. But it's not like I'm bitter or anything.

[BacktoBasics]

Getting a divorce. But it's not like I'm bitter or anything.

Women . Good luck friend. You'll need it.

[Frenzy]

Getting a divorce. But it's not like I'm bitter or anything.

thata boy! plenty more fish in the sea to kill/eat

[I. Hustle]

Give her an inch she'll take a foot.

[I. Hustle]

I divorced my first wife. I bet your ex isn't as jacked up as mine.

[JamStone]

Giver her money, and she'll make your wallet easier to sit on.

[Strike]

Women . Good luck friend. You'll need it.

Thanks. So far, luck is on my side. She's not trying to rake me over the coals. No alimony plus I gave her any of our stuff she wanted so what I still have is mine to keep.

[Strike]

I divorced my first wife. I bet your ex isn't as jacked up as mine.

I bet you're right.

[Strike]

thata boy! plenty more fish in the sea to kill/eat

Yup. I'm all about empty hook-ups now.

[mrsmaalox]

Eh you guys quit complaining! You'll do anything we want and you know it!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Now that I think about it, based on that, the only time a woman gives you anything is after you give her something. Huh. Sounds about right.

Best post in this thread!!!

[BacktoBasics]

Yup. I'm all about empty hook-ups now.

Being emotionally detached can be really really satisfying.

[Strike]

Eh you guys quit complaining! You'll do anything we want and you know it!!

Try me.

Being emotionally detached can be really really satisfying.

I'm a fan.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

What a killer deal. You buy the house, give her a credit card, she'll go to the Room Store + Bed Bath & Beyond to transform your house into a home

[mrsmaalox]

What a killer deal. You buy the house, give her a credit card, she'll go to the Room Store + Bed Bath & Beyond to transform your house into a home

That's an excellent deal

I buy, you pay.

[Strike]

What a killer deal. You buy the house, give her a credit card, she'll go to the Room Store + Bed Bath & Beyond to transform your house into a home

, I can use my own damn credit card and turn the same house into a home. More importantly, a home that doesn't suck!

[Strike]

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

Whether or not you can afford or even want one.