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No quicker way to drive her to the Honduran pool-boy than that.
My thoughts.
Sex toys are an unhealthy addition to a strong sex life. They can condition the woman to arrive to sexual points a man can't provide, specifically things that vibrate. Sex toys are a poison to a relationship and can lead to graphic filthy things like defecation, urination, and asphyxiation.
I believe that a man should please his woman only by his natural facilities. If he's using sex toys, then he's admitting he's not man enough to please his woman. By the same token, a woman caught using a sex toy by her husband will experience the same feeling, and vice versa.
It's sad state of affairs today that 60% of women today use sex toys, that's disgusting. Hey ladies, if i found out having a llama like my balls would bring me infinite pleasure i wouldn't do it. Call me repressed, puritan, i don't care. Femininity turns me on, not plastic so called "toys", and that's the way GAWWWDDDAH! intendeddddahhhh!
This phenomena is mostly found in the liberal white community. That's why BrHornet's thesis that most white liberal men like Backside Basics ,end up becoming sissy cucks who get off watching Tyson Chandler plow his wife, has an element of truth.
So if you want to keep your wife happy. Step up and be creative men. If you bought a sex toy for your wife cuz you gave up, you're a sad little man. Next thing you know you will put up an ad on Craigslist looking for a Honduran poolboy to satisfy your wife in front of you.
My final thoughts are;
1) I'm all the "toy" she needs.
2) I don't eat cooches, that's for suckahs. heheh burn!
No quicker way to drive her to the Honduran pool-boy than that.
hypothesis: OP's longest relationship <= 1 weekMy final thoughts are;
1) I'm all the "toy" she needs.
2) I don't eat cooches, that's for suckahs. heheh burn!
Last edited by Johnson; 11-26-2009 at 02:05 PM.
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lOl...bruvas don't eat cooches, that's 4 suckahs.
I heard you were driven by a honduran pool boy.
Last edited by Ignignokt; 11-26-2009 at 12:36 PM.
Try three years. No cooches, no toys. I'm all the toy she needed.
I've heard of trimmin' the hedges, but you don scorched da earf!
Lol. I once met a man who had the exact same feelings. He thought that using a dildo/vibrator was wrong and evil. Well, that relationship certanily didn't last more then a month. Geez, I like creativity, but toys (or household objects) only enhance that. And whey can't you except that its different strokes for different folks? Some like sex toys and some don't . Jeez. If you don't like them don't use them. But they are not the devil.
fifyTry three years. No cooches, no toys. I'm all the toy he needed.
I too know how to use the qoutation function.
Again.. if a girl is used to a vibrator-dildo, she will never be into you because that toy provides something you can't.
infact, i've been lucky to be with women who did not use "help" as the sex was natural, and it was a good clean healthy experience. It can happen, but once a chick uses a vibrator, it can desensitize the natural stimulants a man has.
Porn, is another bad device, that while it has worked for some couples, has the ability to bring in insecurities and can break a marriage and cause dispute. Not only that, but Gundangit people. If you're not satisfied with your spouse's image, both of you assholes need to get a gym membership instead of consulting a video store, because while the people on the screen look glamorous, ladies, you still have to look at Tpark during climax, and men, you still have to look at ashbeigh.
Sorry asshbeigh and Tpark.
Last edited by Ignignokt; 11-26-2009 at 02:32 PM.
Grosss!
I feel sorry for your bf. Gay dudes should not use vibrators. Thanks, now if I ever see someone mixing chocolate cake mix with egg beaters i will throw up severely. That's disgusting.
I think somebody has been spurned for a giant black dildo and thus has become insecure. Feel sorry for ya ignignokt
Dude, I'm a straight chick. Not a gay guy. Not that there's anything wrong with a gay guy using a vibe.Grosss!
I feel sorry for your bf. Gay dudes should not use vibrators. Thanks, now if I ever see someone mixing chocolate cake mix with egg beaters i will throw up severely. That's disgusting.
On the other hand, I really don't care if a guy never goes down on me.
just like a good pounding eh? Nuttin wrong with that
You just mad cuz you're admitting to inserting rhino dildos by star athletes into your gf's vagina. It's ok symplejack 19, but don't drag everyone into your shame.
And like i said, it's not the big dills that do the most damage. It's the vibrators that duplicate what no man can do. It's evil!
SO you'd be cool with a guy wanting you to give him head, but without him returning the favor???
Sure. As long as he's good with his hands. Thats a must.
Wow. You're the biggest asshole at Spurstalk ever.
Hilarious. You're the one so insecure that you start a thread because you feel threatened by a small device. You then feel the need to brag about your supposed prowess.
Again, I feel sorry for you that you have a small . Maybe you could try Extenze?
This my friends... is what i lichee!!! Now you espeakeeng my langwish..
Biggest asshole with the smallest
Hilarious. You're the one so insecure that you started to talk mess in a thread becuase you feel emasculated by your girlfriend using a strap-on on you, and you thought it was a normal thing. You then feel the need to brag about it's commonness.
Again, I feel sorry for you that you're obsessed about the size of my . Maybe you should focus on meeting the needs of your girlfriend like a real man.
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