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    Believe. jazzypimp's Avatar
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    Is it possible for pro athletes to satisfy their peen with one woman??

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    No, guys like strange wool. To us it's just polishin' the knob. Women see it completely different. In that chasm twixt man & woman lay a wasteland of broken .

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    No, guys like strange wool. To us it's just polishin' the knob. Women see it completely different. In that chasm twixt man & woman lay a wasteland of broken .
    Culburn, we all know of your difficulties training your own peen. It takes a lot of dedication and hard work. So let this be your first lesson.

    Rule#1: Your peen is supposed to go in a vagina, not a butthole!

    Lets see if you can abide by this rule, then we will move on to rule 2.

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    Culburn, we all know of your difficulties training your own peen. It takes a lot of dedication and hard work. So let this be your first lesson.

    Rule#1: Your peen is supposed to go in a vagina, not a butthole!

    Lets see if you can abide by this rule, then we will move on to rule 2.
    My mistake, Jazzy, I thought you were aiming for a cogent conversation.

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    My mistake, Jazzy, I thought you were aiming for a cogent conversation.
    Do we ever have cogent conversations cubby?

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    Do we ever have cogent conversations cubby?
    No, so when I saw this subject and your serious bent I was pleased.

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    No, so when I saw this subject and your serious bent I was pleased.
    hahaha.. fair enough, its just hard to take you seriously

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    cheating > being loyal to one hole...

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    I think this subject is great. Guys will put it into anything wet & hairy. It's instinctive. And then they want to carry on in their life like nothing has happened because in their mind nothing has. It's just sex---wet & hairy strange hole, or, wife/girlfriend. Women ain't no where near with that thought process. They can't even fathom it's base. The look on a woman's face when you present that thesis is amazing. And therein is the trouble.

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    If you eat apples each single day of your life.... it's necessary to get some strawberries to both change the game a little and realize how good or bad daily apples are

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    cheating > being loyal to one hole...
    And the one hole is always a greater time. Gettin' it with strange wool is a traumatic experience for the male human psyche...with judgment in the numbering system on a loop. It never looks as good as you thought, or, feel as good as you thought. It's like the eternal search for the ultimate shave, you keep trying.

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    hold mah dick! duhoh's Avatar
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    It does appear that Duncan has been happily, and faithfully, married to his college sweetheart. There's never been any dirt about him with other women.

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    Though it is a kick to see Woods dragged off that high horse...down into the where he was bound & determined not to go.

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    Cheating on your wife is overblown. Most Americans do it, athlete or not. If an athlete and his wife have an agreement, an "open marriage" if you will, and he's allowed to cheat, it's not really cheating. I'm sure plenty of women are happy to live off an NBA player regardless of them seeing a few women on the side.

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    DOK is right...it's not a huge surprise if a celebrity wants extra vag on the side. It is however, quite disturbing that Culbs keeps referring to the wet & wooly like we were stuck in a 70's porn shoot with John Holmes. Oh by the way, totally inclusive--Happy AIDS recognition day.

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    Ok, then how bout trim? It's still wet & succulent and that's what important.

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    That's more like it, Culbster. I guess, though, Tiger should take notes from other people who like a variety on how to keep it a secret--or, the next time won't be scratches and bruises.

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    >implying that the majority of players don't cheat on their wives/girlfriends anyway.

    Also, Tim Duncan is a vagrant.

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    Tiger should take notes from other people who like a variety on how to keep it a secret--or, the next time won't be scratches and bruises.
    ...from trying to save you with that 9 Iron thru the back window of the SUV.

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    DOK is right...it's not a huge surprise if a celebrity wants extra vag on the side.

    IMO the women are still getting a great deal. It's not like Vanessa Bryant was about to divorce Kobe after that whole thing happened, Kobe Bryant's the only reason she has a cleaning lady who reaches into piles of dog crap to pull out a price tag.

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    IMO the women are still getting a great deal. It's not like Vanessa Bryant was about to divorce Kobe after that whole thing happened, Kobe Bryant's the only reason she has a cleaning lady who reaches into piles of dog crap to pull out a price tag.
    You stupid ass, you, she'd still get half of everything if she divorced him.

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    IMO the women are still getting a great deal. It's not like Vanessa Bryant was about to divorce Kobe after that whole thing happened, Kobe Bryant's the only reason she has a cleaning lady who reaches into piles of dog crap to pull out a price tag.
    She knew then and there, that there wouldn't be any need to go to Community College--she was set. Well, that and the fact that she popped out two seeds. She is pretty much on her way to tail dreams and diprovan destinies from here on out.

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