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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    I'm still kinda laughing about it but I couldn't hold back the story any longer because its just too good. So one of the dirties out back cut off half his finger 20 minutes ago. Actually it wasn't cut but sliced off by a poorly placed jack. Anyway I heard the yelp and sure enough it was a clean sever. Old lady co-worker blurted out to me to go inside and get some ice so we can put his finger on it. I rushed in and then it hit me. I grabbed the ice trays that these guys pee in. In case you didn't know some of the s out back piss in this old guys ice trays. Some kind of cruel joke but mainly because they hate the dude. So now half this guys left pointy finger is swimming in a casserole of melting urine. This is gonna be hilarious if he gets an infection. I'll keep you guys posted.

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    Veteran lil'mo's Avatar
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    dirties, like your wife?

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    Probably one or more of your babies daddy. Be nice to those Mexicans, they gave you your children.

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    You didn't waste any time. I love how you just wait patiently for me to post something so you can swoop in and get a quick jolly.

    Satisfied?

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    yellow ice cubes?

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    It's not that, we just happen to have similar posting hours. I'm not making jollies, just conversation.

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    yellow ice cubes?
    red now.

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    It's not that, we just happen to have similar posting hours. I'm not making jollies, just conversation.
    Lets make this entire thread about you. I know you need it.

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Urine is sterile. You probably helped him

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    Lets make this entire thread about you. I know you need it.
    This whole 7-post thread!! Yeah I need it, give it to me.

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    Lottery Pick jaffies's Avatar
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    Tangy, Kinda Salty Irony

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    Tangy, kind of salty, red irony

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    This whole 7-post thread!! Yeah I need it, give it to me.
    Are you hitting on me?

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    No.

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    urine is full of vitamins, you're such a nice guy

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    infection? Urine works the opposite way, it's sterile as mrsmaalox already said

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