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  1. #1026
    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    Jenkiiiiiiiiiiins



    Any of you guys here ever jack off using wasabi?
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    How about I can jerk off on the small of you back so we can shave there. That way the butterfly tat you have wont be a hairy butterfly.
    This would actually imply that you shaving cream, not just that you jack off with it.
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    I always thought you were into pain, now I know for sure.
    He likes the red ball in his mouth and being called the gimp.
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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    Is Jenkins your real last name or did you specifically choose a stereotypically black name for laughs?


    Jenkins sounds like a black name? People always told me that my name sounds white.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Will I go to if I found the mother infinitely more funny than the alleged cussing doll?

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    yeah cause once you finish you can shave all at the same time. Do you want me to masturbate on your hairy s so we can shave them after?
    I don't shave my s. I pluck.
    How about I can jerk off on the small of you back so we can shave there. That way the butterfly tat you have wont be a hairy butterfly.
    You guys are s!
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    Jenkins sounds like a black name? People always told me that my name sounds white.
    Jenkins is extremely black. It's like the Bocanegra for Mexicans.
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    This would actually imply that you shaving cream, not just that you jack off with it.
    No not really but I need to clean my junk somewhere so why waste the shaving cream.
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    Any of you guys here ever jack off using wasabi?
    I tried toothpaste once. It kinda burned.
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    Jenkins is extremely black. It's like the Bocanegra for Mexicans.
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    Any of you guys here ever jack off using wasabi?
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    That's all BS! Gaytrain jerks it using his tears and snot.
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    I tried toothpaste once. It kinda burned.
    So Jennnnnkins jerked it with Wasabi? Thats pretty ed up.
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    Will I go to if I found the mother infinitely more funny than the alleged cussing doll?
    That's the most rational response.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    That's all BS! Gaytrain jerks it using his tears and snot.
    The only way you could know this is if you have watched.
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    That's all BS! Gaytrain jerks it using his tears and snot.
    only when im jerking off to a picture of your mom.
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    Leave it to Viva to up the timing on I.Failed's thread descent.
    annnnnd of course im sure we all could have guessed who else would it up as well.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    annnnnd of course im sure we all could have guessed who else would it up as well.
    Yep, the Three Meccotiers strike again.
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    The only way you could know this is if you have watched.
    lol
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    Yep, the Three Meccotiers strike again.
    And to think I dedicated a song to you.
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    Yep, the Three Meccotiers strike again.
    Burnt mecco?
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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    Smurfette doesn't ...First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her.

    And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a ?
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    i believe you owe me some royalties
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    I also spoke to someone that posts here at their job and asked her a question.
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