Which NBA players have you personally met?

[mavs>spurs2]

I've met Najera, Adrian Griffin, Hubert Davis, Rodney White, and Shawn Bradley at Mavs camp when I was younger. Bradley would show up every year and people would be all excited until they found out which player showed up. People were seriously throwing his autograph in the trash. Dude's family is surprisingly normal sized, he has a wife and 2 daughters who look weird standing next to him

[Kori Ellis]

I've met hundreds but that doesn't compare to the year I spent as Stephen Jackson's neighbor. His townhouse front door was about fifteen feet away from mine. It was the year he spent on the Spurs when he barely played. His way of staying in game shape was bringing back two chicks every night. And always different chicks. I've never seen a human party that hard and that consistently ... and with that much success.



^^That would be just a warm up. I seriously don't know how he mixed in his NBA responsibilities at the time.

He ended up permanently borrowing some of my ish but that was a good year

One of the first nights that I slept at your townhouse that year, we heard loud music coming from someone outside. And you said to me, "I'm sure that's Stephen Jackson." Then, I looked out the window and he was getting out of his car with two girls ... but they were both ugly.

[Culburn369]

...and then you asked Tim: "should we give Cubby back his thread?" And Tim said: "Why are thinking about Cubby at a time like this, Kori-girl?" And you said: "Cubby who?"

[The Third Man]

My franchise has never been even close to how bad your race got ed, you dusty piece of .

My race? Huffing spray paint is bad for you. Stop. Get off the computer at the public library and go ask the nice lady that works there if they have any remedial reading programs.