Who would win in a fight I.Hustle or KoriWhat?

[to21]

She thinks its cool to be negative about everything.

You've heard of the Mookie Crew....make way for the Melmart crew.

[to21]

I don't know about that, but it sure does show the rest of us how smart she is

[peewee's lovechild]

I guess I have to wait 6 months. I would like to know the setup first before I agree and once everything is agreed upon is when the 6 months starts. I don't need money for it. Free beer and a 1.75er of Crown is good enough for me.

Guadalupe Cultural Arts Center.

On a Saturday. 3:00 pm. MMA gloves. 3 rounds. No TKOs. Only 1 trainer per corner. And, both of you must be HIV/AIDS free.

[ATRAIN]

Guadalupe Cultural Arts Center.

On a Saturday. 3:00 pm. MMA gloves. 3 rounds. No TKOs. Only 1 trainer per corner. And, both of you must be HIV/AIDS free.

Can I be a judge?

[I. Hustle]

Guadalupe Cultural Arts Center.

On a Saturday. 3:00 pm. MMA gloves. 3 rounds. No TKOs. Only 1 trainer per corner. And, both of you must be HIV/AIDS free.

HIV/AIDS free by then? What's the latest testing can be done because I don't want to catch anything from him.

Those MMA gloves?! Really?! That's hardly any padding. Maybe I should wear boxing gloves at least and let him wear those things.

I need a good corner man then and would prefer at least two. One has to talk while the other opens my beers. So B2B and Atrain who is talking and who is opening the beers?

[I. Hustle]

Can I be a judge?

Judge for what? How long it takes me to knock his ass out? I got the one hitter quitter.

[ATRAIN]

HIV/AIDS free by then? What's the latest testing can be done because I don't want to catch anything from him.

Those MMA gloves?! Really?! That's hardly any padding. Maybe I should wear boxing gloves at least and let him wear those things.

I need a good corner man then and would prefer at least two. One has to talk while the other opens my beers. So B2B and Atrain who is talking and who is opening the beers?

Since I have a boxing background it might not be fair to have me or pee wee in your corner.

[peewee's lovechild]

Can I be a judge?

We need two more impartial judges. One of them has to be Melmart.

[ATRAIN]

Judge for what? How long it takes me to knock his ass out? I got the one hitter quitter.

Well if he runs around for 3 rounds its going to have to go to the scorecard.

[peewee's lovechild]

HIV/AIDS free by then? What's the latest testing can be done because I don't want to catch anything from him.

Those MMA gloves?! Really?! That's hardly any padding. Maybe I should wear boxing gloves at least and let him wear those things.

I need a good corner man then and would prefer at least two. One has to talk while the other opens my beers. So B2B and Atrain who is talking and who is opening the beers?

Only one in the corner.

Come on, man. It's only 3 rounds.

[I. Hustle]

Only one in the corner.

Come on, man. It's only 3 rounds.

Then I will take those mma gloves then so I can open my own beer. I think the judges should be Melmart, MiamiHeat (to help the little guy out), and someone like Mo or Ryvin.

[I. Hustle]

3 rounds huh? According to Mick you have to train at least 3,000 rounds for a three round fight.

[peewee's lovechild]

3 rounds huh? According to Mick you have to train at least 3,000 rounds for a three round fight.

I don't think it will last that long anyway. You'll be winded by the end of the first round, and he'll trip over his own feet before then.

It will probably be a draw.

[ATRAIN]

3 rounds huh? According to Mick you have to train at least 3,000 rounds for a three round fight.

that makes this fight funny cause no matter what shape a person is in, ring shape is a different ballgame. Even just doing mits for 4 rounds giving everything you got is tough. Its been months since i have boxed or laced up my gloves. There is no way I could pull of 3 right now. I need to go back to the ring though. Pee wee you gonna be in bville during xmas? If so take your gloves and we can spar.

[I. Hustle]

I don't think it will last that long anyway. You'll be winded by the end of the first round, and he'll trip over his own feet before then.

It will probably be a draw.

If nothing else it will be entertaining. Hey, 6 months is plenty of time for me to prepare for a 3 rounder. with 6 months of training I could probably go for 3 and 1/2 rounds!

[ATRAIN]

I don't think it will last that long anyway. You'll be winded by the end of the first round, and he'll trip over his own feet before then.

It will probably be a draw.

[ATRAIN]

If nothing else it will be entertaining. Hey, 6 months is plenty of time for me to prepare for a 3 rounder. with 6 months of training I could probably go for 3 and 1/2 rounds!

Since you have previous training, yeah it would be pretty easy. For someone new to it there is no way 6 months would be enough time. He will spend the first 2 weeks recovering from the soreness that he has never felt before.

[I. Hustle]

that makes this fight funny cause no matter what shape a person is in, ring shape is a different ballgame. Even just doing mits for 4 rounds giving everything you got is tough. Its been months since i have boxed or laced up my gloves. There is no way I could pull of 3 right now. I need to go back to the ring though. Pee wee you gonna be in bville during xmas? If so take your gloves and we can spar.

So do we find our own trainers or keep it all ST and use people from here? I only do boxing though so I don't want Atrain to try and teach me any of those crotch to face "submissions" they do in MMA.

[ATRAIN]

So do we find our own trainers or keep it all ST and use people from here? I only do boxing though so I don't want Atrain to try and teach me any of those crotch to face "submissions" they do in MMA.

It can be boxing only, but looks like Koriwhat is going outside to find a trainer.

[I. Hustle]

[ATRAIN]

So do we find our own trainers or keep it all ST and use people from here? I only do boxing though so I don't want Atrain to try and teach me any of those crotch to face "submissions" they do in MMA.

Plus its called ju jitsu.

[peewee's lovechild]

that makes this fight funny cause no matter what shape a person is in, ring shape is a different ballgame. Even just doing mits for 4 rounds giving everything you got is tough. Its been months since i have boxed or laced up my gloves. There is no way I could pull of 3 right now. I need to go back to the ring though. Pee wee you gonna be in bville during xmas? If so take your gloves and we can spar.

I'm avoiding Brownsville for the next few months. I'm trying to save up for a house.

I get what you're saying. If I did mitts for more than 5 minutes right now, my lungs would probably blow up.

[peewee's lovechild]

That is exactly how it would look 5 seconds into the match.

[DarkReign]

xbox>ps3

Tell Cry Havoc that.

mac>pc

Tell koriwhat that, he'll giz himself in agreement.

BTW, after reading the other ruff thread I must ask, why do you hate planet Earth, DR?

Earth = Overrated. I mean seriously, the climate-change bandwagoners pretend like there arent millions of planets just like this one. They claim diamond in the Ruff while sailing on a sea of compressed coal.

Besides, I am just hating the things I am supposed to be hating.

Is hating America not enough?

Its never enough. Equal opportunity hating, here. Haterator, Haters Ball, Pretty Little Hate Machine, Hate Crime, He Hate Me...it all gets play on this record.

[Melmart1]

How the did I get dragged into this? Me as a judge? I dunno, I don't like either one of these dudes, I would probably call it a draw so that nobody wins. Even if I.Huff sits on kw and breaks all his bones.

That being said, if you idiots want to really do this in six months, I'll show up providing that my "crew" is allowed to come as well.