anyone on your team can rap?

[KidCongo]

Shaq is back.

[Rappin' MJ]

I'm the best rapper, nobody else in my condition
I'll bet you five bucks that I win this compe ion
Then we'll play Go Fish, it's fifty bucks a hand
Eighty buck wager on who wins playing Rock Band
At the rec center I'll dominate like King Kong
Put a thousand dollars on a game of ping pong
I'll box a midget for money cuz they have no reach
Doin' less classy than my Hall Of Fame speech
I'll bet a million bucks I can beat up an ostrich
Make a side wager for fifty pounds of sausage

[Rappin' Larry Legend]

Sup s Larry Legend in da house
I'm tired of watchin' this thread get hijacked by mouse
I knew I had to show up and make an appearance
My Greg Pop so cheap he be buyin his suits on clearance
Hey just a reminder your team is 10-9
The mouth breathers hate you so much they hope you be gettin' dat swine
Shouldn't be a problem in a town full of fat s
Just talk to the illegal who washes your cheap suits at the cleaners

So I hear Gilbert Arenas' wife is swallowing Shaq's
Yo , you've got worse tastes in women than Lamar Odom!
So how does it work with you three anyway?
When Gilbert's done do you scream "It's my turn!"
Child maybe you should start going after 8 year olds like Culburn!
Hopefully that works out better than your career in Phoenix
Probably not cause it'll always be a problem when you try to find your penis
So go find some more cheap blackies and invite them over to your place
When you see the fine white women I'm in, you can tell me how my ass taste!

[Ricardo Romo]

I'm the best rapper, nobody else in my condition
I'll bet you five bucks that I win this compe ion
Then we'll play Go Fish, it's fifty bucks a hand
Eighty buck wager on who wins playing Rock Band
At the rec center I'll dominate like King Kong
Put a thousand dollars on a game of ping pong
I'll box a midget for money cuz they have no reach
Doin' less classy than my Hall Of Fame speech
I'll bet a million bucks I can beat up an ostrich
Make a side wager for fifty pounds of sausage

[Hooters Girl]

Sup s Larry Legend in da house
I'm tired of watchin' this thread get hijacked by mouse
I knew I had to show up and make an appearance
My Greg Pop so cheap he be buyin his suits on clearance
Hey just a reminder your team is 10-9
The mouth breathers hate you so much they hope you be gettin' dat swine
Shouldn't be a problem in a town full of fat s
Just talk to the illegal who washes your cheap suits at the cleaners

So I hear Gilbert Arenas' wife is swallowing Shaq's
Yo , you've got worse tastes in women than Lamar Odom!
So how does it work with you three anyway?
When Gilbert's done do you scream "It's my turn!"
Child maybe you should start going after 8 year olds like Culburn!
Hopefully that works out better than your career in Phoenix
Probably not cause it'll always be a problem when you try to find your penis
So go find some more cheap blackies and invite them over to your place
When you see the fine white women I'm in, you can tell me how my ass taste!

[DeeBo]

These ty rappers need to die, people just ignore em
It's time for Rappin' Shaq to drop bombs on this forum
Rappin Granny's failed rap is what done did it
Pussy so beat up Tiger Woods wouldn't hit it

Blue Jew sucks too, yo was a bit verklempt
Who knew you'd fail worse than the Stooge after Shemp
So take your weak ass raps and get out this place
Take a lesson from Kobe and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

Winner!

[LeCrab]

LeCrab is so fab like a dancing queen
Come boogie with me as I rap supreme
Get caught in my flow like ocean nets
My rap groove move ya like slow motion sex

I got a bad back-up singer, Shaq's slow, out of shape
On the court, he's quite done, like over-cooked steak
Sucks at pick and roll defense cuz his penis is gushy
Too busy gettin dizzy thinking of Gilbert Arenas' pussy

[Spursfan092120]

west coast mother ers!

best ing rapper ever.

[Chris Fall]

I'm the best point guard in the game, deal with it, you sore s
But I don't understand why that Drew Breez gets more love
It ain't my fault they traded my boo, Tyson Chandler
Now I got no "Big Daddy" like that kid with Adam Sandler

Just this lazy black ass Emeka what the ?! Okafor
I thought UConn but UCant even ing score, you
Plus they fired my assistant coach, Byron. I feel like poppin pills
Replaced him with some white who looks like Doctor Phil

Sons, this team's got more talentless es than BRHornets
I rather roll with D-Will and Booz and their army of Mormons
This 's ridiculous, I'ma demand a trade to put an end to this
ing Stojakovic! I can't stand being so irrelevant

[Spursfan092120]

Sup s Larry Legend in da house
I'm tired of watchin' this thread get hijacked by mouse
I knew I had to show up and make an appearance
My Greg Pop so cheap he be buyin his suits on clearance
Hey just a reminder your team is 10-9
The mouth breathers hate you so much they hope you be gettin' dat swine
Shouldn't be a problem in a town full of fat s
Just talk to the illegal who washes your cheap suits at the cleaners

So I hear Gilbert Arenas' wife is swallowing Shaq's
Yo , you've got worse tastes in women than Lamar Odom!
So how does it work with you three anyway?
When Gilbert's done do you scream "It's my turn!"
Child maybe you should start going after 8 year olds like Culburn!
Hopefully that works out better than your career in Phoenix
Probably not cause it'll always be a problem when you try to find your penis
So go find some more cheap blackies and invite them over to your place
When you see the fine white women I'm in, you can tell me how my ass taste!

am I the only one that thinks that a pale white guy from French Lick saying " " is just wrong? lol

[Spursfan092120]

Nobody's touchin Rappin Shaq right now.

[Rappin' Dejuan Blair]

#45 here about to flip the script
Breaking es arms while Shaq tries not to break a hip
not only am a one man rebounding force
I'm the real reason behind shaq getting a divorce
it's ain't because he made a sissy cuckold out of Zero
it's cause i went and turned Shaunie into my ho
seeing my per 48 stats got the honey all hot
but she loved the other 48 I got, as in inches of
Bet you thought my knees were why i don't jump too high
wrong , it's cause i got a third leg between my thighs
one look at that and the ho had to give it a try
crashed her ass like the boards until i made her cry
next time I'm nailing her Shaq you can come lick my
then lickety split I'll spin around and knock you out with my
and I'll do the same to you, Larry you mother ing hick

You ed up on draft night not picking me
instead you went with the honkey out of NC
gonna find out the hard way when I hook his arm like a bass
snap the er off and shove it straight up your ass
Rappin Rookie of Year is laying this forum to waste
all you ers bow down and tell me how my ass taste!

[Killakobe81]

LOL Rappin' Dejuan that is funny ...Shaq and Larry's was good too ...

[SamoanTD]

get em dejuan get em I spits hot fire dis dylon lol

[duhoh]

the style seems almost the same for every flow

hmmmm. . .

[badfish22]

This is in ridiculous

[Big Worm]

This is in ridiculous

SpursReport ---------->

Please watch your step when exiting ST white boy.

[MavTalker]

#45 here about to flip the script
Breaking es arms while Shaq tries not to break a hip
not only am a one man rebounding force
I'm the real reason behind shaq getting a divorce
it's ain't because he made a sissy cuckold out of Zero
it's cause i went and turned Shaunie into my ho
seeing my per 48 stats got the honey all hot
but she loved the other 48 I got, as in inches of
Bet you thought my knees were why i don't jump too high
wrong , it's cause i got a third leg between my thighs
one look at that and the ho had to give it a try
crashed her ass like the boards until i made her cry
next time I'm nailing her Shaq you can come lick my
then lickety split I'll spin around and knock you out with my
and I'll do the same to you, Larry you mother ing hick

You ed up on draft night not picking me
instead you went with the honkey out of NC
gonna find out the hard way when I hook his arm like a bass
snap the er off and shove it straight up your ass
Rappin Rookie of Year is laying this forum to waste
all you ers bow down and tell me how my ass taste!

Your the

[Transporter]

This is in ridiculous

Rule #66 make sure you have pubes before you post in the NBA forum!

[stretch]

rofl

[Native American]

The river flow tells a tale of your path thru life
My Redskin raps finish the story when I'm smashin mics
You troll emcees got me feelin bored again
I'd rather watch my old sex tapes with Elin Nordegren
Swedish sweetness polishing my sharp tomahawk
Have her spread eagle, I strike lethal when I'm on top
Big Chief Wind bring native flavor to her pale woman face
By that I mean you can ask Elin how my ass tastes

But Big Chief Wind also plant seeds in dirt colored wo-man
Found a cheap lookin brownie, I bent over Laura Govan
She said make it hot like hibachi, so I gave her some crystal peyote
Her ugly face down in my teepee and she start to howl like coyote
Foaming at the mouth, she bites like a wolf with rabies
Tramp is all amped cuz she swallowin Cherokee babies
Indian sessions take place at noon at my place
By that I mean at night Gilbert and Shaq know how my ass tastes

[Abraham Quintanilla]

^ Your no Selena but your good!

[Spursfan092120]

#45 here about to flip the script
Breaking es arms while Shaq tries not to break a hip
not only am a one man rebounding force
I'm the real reason behind shaq getting a divorce
it's ain't because he made a sissy cuckold out of Zero
it's cause i went and turned Shaunie into my ho
seeing my per 48 stats got the honey all hot
but she loved the other 48 I got, as in inches of
Bet you thought my knees were why i don't jump too high
wrong , it's cause i got a third leg between my thighs
one look at that and the ho had to give it a try
crashed her ass like the boards until i made her cry
next time I'm nailing her Shaq you can come lick my
then lickety split I'll spin around and knock you out with my
and I'll do the same to you, Larry you mother ing hick

You ed up on draft night not picking me
instead you went with the honkey out of NC
gonna find out the hard way when I hook his arm like a bass
snap the er off and shove it straight up your ass
Rappin Rookie of Year is laying this forum to waste
all you ers bow down and tell me how my ass taste!

Rappin Beast just took over the top spot.

[benefactor]

lmao Native American

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I thought this thread just began as Rappin' Shaq bait but there's some good stuff here. to the Native American.