It took awhile due to a preseason injury that delayed the continuation of his historically ty, pathetic, crappy career, but it wasn't about to go away forever. In his last two games, Robin "Useless " Lopez has made sure the foul:rebound tracker would make a comeback, totaling 8 minutes, 8 fouls (not kidding, 8 fouls in 8 minutes), and 0 rebounds.
Will this be the year he finishes the job and has more fouls than rebounds, or will he choke it away with semi-mediocre production similar to what he had when the season was basically over last year? Should be exciting.
Update 1 of the 2009-2010 season: 22 fouls, 24 rebounds.
Lats years ratio please
Last year, Useless had 97 fouls:118 rebounds. Please note that the ratio of fouls:defensive rebounds is 97:66, meaning that last season for every 2 defensive possessions where Lopez collected a defensive rebound, there were roughly 3 possessions where he committed a foul. If that isn't a dedicated effort to be ty, please tell me what is.
Jesus tie ing christ :o
Reminds me of when the Milwaukee Bucks won a coin toss enabling them to use the 1st overall pick on him:
And then the Suns used the 2nd overall pick on this:
Wasn't neal walk in deepthroat?
Ouch, the Suns were on the other side of the Alcindor coin toss?Reminds me of when the Milwaukee Bucks won a coin toss enabling them to use the 1st overall pick on him:
And then the Suns used the 2nd overall pick on this:
Suns have had a long line of near-misses.
I have no idea but having to settle for Robin Lopez instead of Brook is worse than being at a party having to settle for sloppy seconds.
Brutal...
Suns also had to worst record and got screwed when the Spurs got the #1 pick and selected David Robinson while the Suns got Armen Gilliam. Imagine this team:
David Robinson
Charles Barkley
Richard Dumas (who would have never had a drug problem if D-Rob took him to church every Sunday)
Dan Majerle
Kevin Johnson
Time to go drink myself to death.
sloppy seconds > Robin IMO
I agree. At least sloppy seconds is the same girl as the first guy, Robin Lopez instead of Brook is the equivalent of a guy ing a girl and then you not getting with her until she puts on 50 pounds and has enough kids so when you do get with her it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
X2
At least you get something out of it.
Kareem probably would have been cool playing in Phoenix and Barkley's standing in the All Timers would have been much different.Suns also had to worst record and got screwed when the Spurs got the #1 pick and selected David Robinson while the Suns got Armen Gilliam. Imagine this team:
David Robinson
Charles Barkley
Richard Dumas (who would have never had a drug problem if D-Rob took him to church every Sunday)
Dan Majerle
Kevin Johnson
Add we can toss in Horry's hip check too.
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