Colts 28, Broncos 16

[Shank]

I was out of town and away from my Sunday Ticket. I did DVR it, but I hate seeing games where I already know the outcome. So you can relate, its probably like you reading the ending and climax of a comic FIRST, then going back to read the story. Not as exciting Im sure.

Oh, and @ you mad at me for not seeing your team get its ass handed to it. Sorry.

So, Stretch, you STILL haven't watched the game? Because when you do, you'll be the only one in America that thinks Denver had their "asses handed to them".

DVR'ing games. What kind of "fan" does that? Find time to watch the ing thing, pussy. You don't have enough control over your scene where you can't put a couple hours aside to watch something you're supposedly so passionate about? Tell your wife and stupid ing kids that you're watching the game and to shut the up for a few minutes. Be a ing man.

Stretch.

[LOL texans]

So, Stretch, you STILL haven't watched the game? Because when you do, you'll be the only one in America that thinks Denver had their "asses handed to them".

DVR'ing games. What kind of "fan" does that? Find time to watch the ing thing, pussy. You don't have enough control over your scene where you can't put a couple hours aside to watch something you're supposedly so passionate about? Tell your wife and stupid ing kids that you're watching the game and to shut the up for a few minutes. Be a ing man.

Stretch.

So Stretch has a wife and kids? Cool. Didn't know that.

As I mentioned, I was out of town, for a bachelor party. Colts were not playing locally so it was unfortunate. You probably don't have any friends besides your imaginary comic book heros. So I doubt you can relate. But let me explain something to your nerdy comic boy.

Bro-hood demands that you be present for said bachelor party, especially when the debauchory includeds steaks, binge drinking and stippers. Brohood requires, above all else, loyalty to friends outside of family and God. It requires you to miss a Colts game once in a rare while.

[Shank]

So Stretch has a wife and kids? Cool. Didn't know that.

As I mentioned, I was out of town, for a bachelor party. Colts were not playing locally so it was unfortunate. You probably don't have any friends besides your imaginary comic book heros. So I doubt you can relate. But let me explain something to your nerdy comic boy.

Bro-hood demands that you be present for said bachelor party, especially when the debauchory includeds steaks, binge drinking and stippers. Brohood requires, above all else, loyalty to friends outside of family and God. It requires you to miss a Colts game once in a rare while.

Must have been one gay-ass bachelor party, hanging out with a bunch of dudes that don't watch football on a Sunday afternoon. Good for you to have a bunch of gots for friends, Stretch.

[Shank]

This is bull between us, man. Knock it off.

[J.T.]

I've posted about this in the Club before, but one time I tripped on a lot of acid (more than any man should trip on for recreational purposes) the night before a Colts game, and when the other members of my party decided to take xanax and go to sleep, I found a ride back home so I could watch my Colts play in the morning. Yeah, the ride was in the trunk of a Mustang and the driver was on MDMA and nearly wrecked the vehicle, which assuredly would have ended my life, but at least I got to watch the Colts beat some Minnesota Viking ass that day.

Moral of the story is stretch should have tipped the strip club owner to stay open if he's a true blue Colts fan. I probably would have just booted some blow to stay awake and then went to one of those "we play every game on 30 different TVs" bars, but that's me.

[J.T.]

Moral of the story is stretch should have tipped the strip club owner to stay open if he's a true blue Colts fan. I probably would have just booted some blow to stay awake and then went to one of those "we play every game on 30 different TVs" bars, but that's me.

In retrospect, cocaine gives me zombie so I'd have to go with another kind of upper, such as ecstasy or tweak. Probably X.

[Shank]

You rode in the trunk of a car?

[J.T.]

You rode in the trunk of a car?

Yes. While on an estimated 30 or more hits of acid and the driver was on extremely potent ecstasy, going a good 50 mph over the speed limit and bumping into the median a few times.

[LOL texans]

I've posted about this in the Club before, but one time I tripped on a lot of acid (more than any man should trip on for recreational purposes) the night before a Colts game, and when the other members of my party decided to take xanax and go to sleep, I found a ride back home so I could watch my Colts play in the morning. Yeah, the ride was in the trunk of a Mustang and the driver was on MDMA and nearly wrecked the vehicle, which assuredly would have ended my life, but at least I got to watch the Colts beat some Minnesota Viking ass that day.

Moral of the story is stretch should have tipped the strip club owner to stay open if he's a true blue Colts fan. I probably would have just booted some blow to stay awake and then went to one of those "we play every game on 30 different TVs" bars, but that's me.

We did dinner, drinks and s & ass on Saturday night. I had actually prepared and had a website saved where I could watch the game online. Forced myself to wake up by noon still hungover but it was either glitchy or the wireless network where I was staying at sucked ass. Being that we had to meet up at the Bachelors bro's house by 3pm for an afternoon BBQ so my friends could watch their Cowboys get their ass kicked, I couldn't break ranks and head out to the bar to catch the game when the bachelor weekend wasn't over. Its brocode.

Doesn't make me any less of a Colts fan. It just means I don't get ed out of my mind on drugs and hitchhike in a trunk to watch my Colts kick an inferior teams ass.....now if it was the playoffs, my story would of played out differently.

[LOL texans]

Must have been one gay-ass bachelor party, hanging out with a bunch of dudes that don't watch football on a Sunday afternoon. Good for you to have a bunch of gots for friends, Stretch.

No gayness involved in going to a nice ty club with beautiful women with no self respect for themselves.

But there is gayness involved in your sore loser, comic book reading boy act.

This is bull between us, man. Knock it off.

Still think Im stretch huh?
PM him if you feel like you want to make a truce or something lame like that.

[J.T.]

You don't have to explain anything to me brah. Breaking man law is a sin in my book so prahps on sticking to your guns. If I were in a situation where actually watching the game was out of the question, I'd still have streamed the radio broadcast on my phone or just set my phone to not go into sleep mode, pull up ESPN gamecast and set it to 3 min refresh.

Luckily my boss is a big NFL fan too and was more than willing to accommodate my massive time off request when the NFL schedule came out last spring.

[LOL texans]

You don't have to explain anything to me brah. Breaking man law is a sin in my book so prahps on sticking to your guns. If I were in a situation where actually watching the game was out of the question, I'd still have streamed the radio broadcast on my phone or just set my phone to not go into sleep mode, pull up ESPN gamecast and set it to 3 min refresh.

Luckily my boss is a big NFL fan too and was more than willing to accommodate my massive time off request when the NFL schedule came out last spring.

I did follow online on ESPN gamecast. Sucks when Peyton is throwing 3 picks in the game and you can't see what the is going on. All the while my texan fan buddies are celebrating like they were kicking ass in the SuperBowl. Only it wasn't the SuperBowl. It was a regular season game against a ty Seattle team. Never the less they annoyed me while I was trying to follow online..

[Demure]

Brandon had a huge game.

[Shank]

What a bull story, Stretch. You expect anyone to believe that ? That you kept quiet and didn't push to go watch your team? ing got. Grow a pair.

[LOL texans]

What a bull story, Stretch. You expect anyone to believe that ? That you kept quiet and didn't push to go watch your team? ing got. Grow a pair.

Did your make believe Spidey Senses tell you that?

If so, your Spidey Senses is wrong son.

Bottom line is the following....

I'm still going Broncos 31, Colts 27

.........that still makes me laugh 2 days after the fact that this prognostication was waaaay off.

[Dr Cox]

good game...colts are good..

marshall orton getting connection just in time for run at playoffs...

[Greg Oden]

good game...colts are good..

marshall orton getting connection just in time for run at playoffs...

Yeah Marshall will be matched up with 5'8" CB who's 5th on the depth chart in the playoffs

[IronMexican]

Yeah Marshall will be matched up with 5'8" CB who's 5th on the depth chart in the playoffs

That's why the Chargers are going to chode bload the Colts. Vincent Jackson is a top 10 WR. And Rivers is a meast.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's why the Chargers are going to chode bload the Colts. Vincent Jackson is a top 10 WR. And Rivers is a meast.

A meast?

Anyway, for your one Vincent Jackson, the Colts will counter with Reggie Wayne, who is by far a better wide receiver. For your Antonio Gates, the Colts will counter with Dallas Clark, who is a much superior tight end.

The running backs and defense are both about equal, but there is no way that Rivers is anywhere near Manning.

[Greg Oden]

It looks like peewee just chode bloaded IronConvict.

[Dr. Gonzo]

A meast?

Anyway, for your one Vincent Jackson, the Colts will counter with Reggie Wayne, who is by far a better wide receiver. For your Antonio Gates, the Colts will counter with Dallas Clark, who is a much superior tight end.

The running backs and defense are both about equal, but there is no way that Rivers is anywhere near Manning.

Yet the Chargers have knocked the Colts out of the playoffs the past 2 years.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yet the Chargers have knocked the Colts out of the playoffs the past 2 years.

It means absolutely nothing. They did nothing with such an achievement, unless their main goal for the year was to beat the Colts.

Most teams shoot for the Super Bowl, but I guess they're just satisfied with one particular playoff win.

[Greg Oden]

Yet the Chargers have knocked the Colts out of the playoffs the past 2 years.

[Shank]

Did your make believe Spidey Senses tell you that?

If so, your Spidey Senses is wrong son.

Bottom line is the following....



.........that still makes me laugh 2 days after the fact that this prognostication was waaaay off.

What's with the Spiderman ? Can you explain?

What's on the docket this weekend, boy? Another rendezvous for tea and antiques shopping with your got friends that don't watch football? Try not to pass the HIV along to your dip kids when you them up the ass.

Your story is still the biggest bunch of bull I've ever read. So, you're up at noon, with a BBQ at 3 and you can't muster up the ing balls to tell your boys that you enjoy a violent sport and would like to watch a few minutes? Brocode, my ass. You're a ing pussy. If I were hanging out with my buddies on a Sunday after a night of bachelor party fun, there would definitely be football in the hangover plans. Too bad you hang with s.

[J.T.]

That's why the Chargers are going to chode bload the Colts. Vincent Jackson is a top 10 WR. And Rivers is a meast.

lol vincent jackson has sucked copious amounts of ass in every game he's played against the colts

i think he has something like 180 yards and 0 touchdowns against indy, maybe one td